Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

They are going to clash!

tattoos don’t do it for me but he is rather pretty.

I wonder what sort of modelling brad does

Brad

Well as long as your soul is connected, what could possibly do wrong?

Someone needs to put aircon on- everyone looks like they are sweating out of their eyeballs.

Your genitals refuse to connect and your chakras don't align?

Why is he used to big crowds and arenas?

Sister's tits look like they are being chopped in half by that dress

Vow woman looks lovely

He's a DJ too, innit.

Aah thanks @Bluetrews25

Shes getting on my nerves already. Really don't like her

His oldest son is 23 and the youngest is 6. That's a huge range!

Winston

They are both the same height.

Oh look, she brought her baby with her.

There is no way my incredibly religious family would have been okay with me marrying on tv for an experiment.

I feel a bit sorry for all the families

Oh dear…
Mind you, sounds like he starts work as she’s going to bed, so they can still see each other every evening

Shona and tattoo man...Pseudo deep wellbeing bullshit, but ultimately both as shallow as a plank.

What's with all these 5'5" chicks who are like "omg he's tall!!111". Like how tall do you need your dude to be to mitigate your insecurities,

Porscha's resting face screams sulky to me.

Also doomed was

Doomed to failure

Also how is it 2023 and we're still matching people by ethnicity apparently?

@Finlesswonder yeeeeep - like when Love island gets decided by the public and you sit there going, “ah yes British public, let me guess you’ve matched the two black people together, Quelle surprise”