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Telly addicts

Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 22/09/2023 17:08

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

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HelpMebeok · 25/09/2023 21:11

Maybe she's not bothered about tattoos.

Odd that experts think he's so good looking. He's not to me at all. Much prefer the guy with the Christian mum

Unbird24 · 25/09/2023 21:11

😂😂

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:11

Jesus hates nightclubs

HelpMebeok · 25/09/2023 21:12

Can't cope with people who think they are a 10!

dillite · 25/09/2023 21:12

I wonder what Jesus thinks about reality TV.

Unbird24 · 25/09/2023 21:12

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:11

Jesus hates nightclubs

But loves designer labels

Bluetrews25 · 25/09/2023 21:12

Devout Christian but obsessed with spending and appearances? Bit of an oxymoron really.

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:13

Boo hoo

RosaBaby2 · 25/09/2023 21:13

I'm a 10 but I didn't take the label off my boots.

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:13

RosaBaby2 · 25/09/2023 21:13

I'm a 10 but I didn't take the label off my boots.

Alright Bigfoot 🤣

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:14

I'm sure I've seen him before. First Dates or something?

Icamehomelikeastone · 25/09/2023 21:14

Someone who loves Jesus 🤣 ok that's got to be scripted

dillite · 25/09/2023 21:14

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:14

I'm sure I've seen him before. First Dates or something?

Tinder?

Bluetrews25 · 25/09/2023 21:15

I'm a seven. Or actually a 40 in EU sizes.

HelpMebeok · 25/09/2023 21:15

wonder if those three boys are with the same mum?

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:15

The only tinder I see is when I'm lighting the fire @dillite

wednesdayatone · 25/09/2023 21:15

Terence has 3 sons

How many different mothers?

Sounds like hard work

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:16

Icamehomelikeastone · 25/09/2023 21:14

Someone who loves Jesus 🤣 ok that's got to be scripted

May God forgive you

HelpMebeok · 25/09/2023 21:17

he seems nice but would be good to know if the mother/mothers of the kids agree he's a good guy

dillite · 25/09/2023 21:17

wednesdayatone · 25/09/2023 21:15

Terence has 3 sons

How many different mothers?

Sounds like hard work

He definitely made himself sound like a bit of a manwhore there who is scared of commitment

squareyedannie · 25/09/2023 21:18

He wants a trad 1950's housewife who's also powerful?

dillite · 25/09/2023 21:19

squareyedannie · 25/09/2023 21:18

He wants a trad 1950's housewife who's also powerful?

Maybe it's a code for "I want to be spanked in bed"

Icamehomelikeastone · 25/09/2023 21:19

He was on tv last week and said he didn't tell his kids about the show, it still hasn't answered if he fits her brief and loves jesus

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:21

Ooh Celebrity SAS clashing with MAFS tomorrow

JaneJeffer · 25/09/2023 21:21

@SheldonesqueTheBstard where art thou?

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