Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

Or automatic.

anyway. I’m a knob. x

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What did you do??

What the feck are you at?

I will say eventually. I was a tit.

of spacehopper proportions 😳

😂😂great title

Beware of men speaking franglais

I’d cope with the franglais bloke speak.

Clarty speedos?

Not so much Jane 😵‍💫

Courtesy of papa peggy and those who suggested it/wanted it on t-shirts.

It wisnae me 😉

new thread for speedo dodgers

Sake. Wrong one.

I might just sack today as a bad ruddy egg. ☠️

I was just typing out this speil on the other thread when it ended.

I feel that we are equal opportunity piss takers on this thread so I can't see why Ella is being singled out as worthy of being exempt from it. It strikes me as having to treat a transgender person differently than everyone else. That is my opinion on the matter but if someone comes on to say we shouldn't mention Shorge's skiddy Speedos I might change my mind.

Anyway I'm going to zip it now.

Not that I’ve seen much of Geordie Shore but all I can see when you type shorge is Geordies Shorge.

Like GS but with a cognac in.

It's just George with an S

Can't believe we have to wait until lundi. Le hmph.

As an aside, I can’t believe his groomsman/best man/whoever he was came out with that story to a bunch of folk he has never met.

I can’t say I’ve been to a wedding without a tale told (or a rammy) but it was done with love/affection and folk laughed.

Not there though.

How he didn’t cringe himself inside out and and squeeze himself into a pint glass to disappear I will never know.

And that goes for the groom too but I just don’t think he was that bothered.

I forgot it was Friday, doh

When is the dinner party or do we have to wait another week?

I can't see why Ella is being singled out as worthy of being exempt from it.

She’s not. Take the piss as much as you want. Just stop referring to her as a man. It’s not difficult.

I didn't but you just did

I’m a bit glad daps as I’m on shift this weekend and I’d have had more of a le humph if I’d missed Monday. (It must be another honeymoon surely?)

I didn’t. Try reading what I actually wrote.

Actually don’t bother. Just keep on with the transphobic nastiness. It speaks volumes about you.

My tragic demonstration of sadness is that I read the blurbs for next week's episodes so that I know it is:
Monday - final two weddings
Tuesday - second four honeymoons
Wednesday - the dinner party
Thursday - a scolding from the experts, aka the commitment ceremony

No shitting in speedos either, thankyouverymuch.

I looked at that Peggy DM link- poor lass went in for a glowup and came out with a whole new face of someone 20 years older and wonkier than her. So much insecurity can not be easy to live with.

Do you all remember Gemma and Matt The Tatt from last year? They too fancied each other like crazy on the wedding day but then Gemma's constant sex jokes, crudeness, crass language made her repulsive in Matt's eyes. That's exactly how I see NatElla. Nat wants to see the person, Ella wants validation.

I’d put money on a dinner party a week Monday.

How many more couples to go? About 4? More? I’m not sure.