Mafsuk - thread deux. Up yer fuckin bollocks ye’re not. Spoiling that is. Or screaming for titties. Or speedos. Non. Just non.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Take2.

For I am a pot de toss.

my apologies.

That’s what I get for not putting flaps to b’stard manual…

Sorry. Merci beaucoups MNHQ 😘

greyhound 👏🏽

I think Jay is lovely but my concern is Luke and her will be competing for the limelight a bit. There is a reason opposites attract! In the short term someone who is like the male or female version of you may seem appealing but I think long term it's quite hard to work out if both are very extrovert or very introvert!

I wonder if both jay and Luke are compensating for something and if they can both put the other first and ditch the crap talk, they could have a shot.

Ella and Nathaniel seem to have gone off course and it's a shame because they looked like it was going to go well.

Georges is horrible, I feel sorry for Peggy. That speech! (I know it was the so-called best man) and I had to mute the TV!)

I'm interested to see who swaps partners, it's bound to happen!

And also what the future holds for them all. I'd like to see Jay go on to be a disability rights campaigner.

Finally read through all your musings, was I the only one who found Nathaniel and his wedding party very odd? Like some sort of stepford identikit Corrs. I would have found them quite an intimidating bunch I think.

Oh yes, the formula will definitely include at least one ‘cheating scandal’, the reversal of our first impressions for a couple of people, as well as the addition of a couple of extra couples halfway through, lots of drama with sleeping in separate apartments and unseen texting with other people, some ridiculous falling out over something random in either the brides or grooms group (maybe both!) and hopefully one couple who quietly just get on with things and might actually make it work for at least a year outside the show.

What have I missed?

"I'd like to see Jay go on to be a disability rights campaigner."

I think she's aiming for a Christmas Number One.

A thrown glass of grog Unbird

cyrell stylee

Having just finished the totally wholesome 'your mum my dad' this MAFS is going to look like even more of a shitshow than usual 😖

How much due diligence do they do on these contestants?

What if one of the couples ends up in a domestic violence situation?

I wondered about Laura setting her cap at one of the posh lads. Tom seems a bit young in himself but maybe if Georgie lays on the charm. She seems a lot more grounded than at first though. He seemed really pleasant on the CGD drinks with Chloe Sims so goodness knows what all the Bitty nonsense was about

(I don't think Ella is female, and would not use female pronouns for him, but I feel very uncomfortable about the nickname being used by some here).

Agreed. That was an absolute breath of fresh air.

Just finished catching up on the last episode - I have no words

What's this about Peggy?

I think it’s a reference to the copious amount of work she’s had done.

as well as the addition of a couple of extra couples halfway through
Ah shite I had forgotten they do that

You forgot the entertaining homestays!

I will pay good money to hear Georges scream titttttttttaaaaaays in front of papa peggy on a home stay.

I wonder if there is a medieval spear on that lovely wood panelled dining chambre.

Bawkebab anyone?

Unbird24

"Oh yes, the formula will definitely include at least one ‘cheating scandal’,

The thing is I cannot think any of the blokes are much of interest except Arthur and Paul, and I want them to stay with Laura and Tanya!!

I cannot imagine the other ladies liking their chaps so I expect they may be looking out for someone to swap with! I'd like to see Peggy find someone nice.

"the reversal of our first impressions for a couple of people"

I think that is already happening with Laura.

"as well as the addition of a couple of extra couples halfway through" I forgot that!

"one couple who quietly just get on with things and might actually make it work for at least a year outside the show." I do hope that is Tanya and Paul

"What have I missed?" Maybe some family drama, a mum or dad getting involved!

Georges is grotesque 🤮

Georges est grotesque tut tut

All I can hear is my French teacher correcting us (didn’t have them for long as I switched) and calling herself mademoiselle when she was soooo a Madame.

The bugger even tutted in French I swear.

And now I’ve typed that I can hear this…. Patsy going MOISELLE!

Patsy was originally a monsieur

A rabbit hole I will pass on tonight I think!

I’ve a big pile of paperwork to sort out followed by cpd style stuff to do.

Lucky me!

Party on Sheldon

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