MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

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A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

For what it’s worth I agree with you @Janus. It’s leaving a nasty taste in my mouth.

I suppose I'll have to stop posting about Shorge and Ricky Gervaise in case it offends someone.

Discrimination is not a good look on MN or anywhere @Janus

I wonder what Peggy means by "all my life I have sacrificed my own happiness"? In her 30's "caring" for her parents at their home who don't seem to need it (Mum actually said they don't). She has certainly prioritised her appearance maybe that's what she means?

I think Peggy looks like Laura with a blonde wig

Yay Sheldon is back. Hopefully no issues with the spoilers this year.

Can't wait to join you all tomorrow when I've watched it!

I saw something about someone coming out as trans. They should have been told already!

Does anyone think Georges looks like Bob from an earlier series of MAFSUK? (sorry if this was already mentioned)

They were and agreed to go ahead.

Ffs.

what will the contestants be on next? Bake off? The SAS thing? The news at 10?

some folk are hungrier for fame than my arse is for trousers.

Come my pretty….

Oh yea!! Is bob the one that his blonde wife snogged another husband and he was gutted?
he is really like him although bob was a much nicer guy

Luke is reminding me of Alex Brooker I think

Good shout Sunbird. - that has been on the top of my tongue - knew he really reminded me of someone 😉

Bob and his crying over a kiss though 🤨 what was it? After a week?

His Missus got a really rough trot - and to boot she kissed a hole if I recall.

I liked her. I’m not one for cheaty arseholes who cheat for drama/air time/fun but she wasn’t like that.

He went a bit sulky too when she wasn’t up for the bumps on the wedding night didn’t he? I might be getting muddled.

I believe I was in the minority liking her and not liking him. Life on the edge 😁

Yes! That’s the one. I felt they have a very similar look and personality. I agree Bob seemed nicer. He overreacted a bit over his “wife” “cheating” but he might have been told to act like that. I never know what’s real.

Yep.

"I'm not here for the drama," she says, clearly never having watched the show.

I'm completely mystified by Georges. He's so smooth, charming, confident, witty, and then all that goes out of the window with his obsession with "titties".

I wouldn't be surprised if he's hoping to sleep his way through at least half the brides on the show.

Given what's just been revealed with Russell Brand and Channel 4, I'm horrified they saw fit to have Titty Man on the show. Unless his bride gives him a kick in the balls at his first attempt and leaves the show then I think they should be slaughtered for this, too. They give them one bedroom and one bed and she's with a man who's talked like this beforehand while she remains in complete ignorance. That's really appalling behaviour on their part.

Thank you! It was bugging me where I'd seen her before.

I wonder what Peggy really looks like without the injectables, extensions and plastic surgery. Her mum and sister have they same look. Also, if my child was saying on TV that they looked after me when they didn't, I would not be happy.

I'm completely mystified by Georges. He's so smooth, charming, confident, witty, and then all that goes out of the window with his obsession with "titties".

He is? I must be watching another show. He's sleazy, he's deeply insecure, the stupid A level french, he is so far from witty.

Maybe I'm being completely taken in by his self-confidence. He's certainly not shown any doubt in himself.

coming up next week

Goodness they really missed a trick in not putting Georgie Porgie with Pom Pom Tits didn't they!

I guess they didn't want a repeat of the nursery rhyme @itsmyp4rty

As said earlier, I think they would have been happy. Certainly happier than with their current partners.

Too bloody sensible 🤷🏽‍♀️

The honeymoon is going to be interesting if it's at a beach resort. Will he be able to keep his eyes on his bride?