MAFS UK coming soon. Even if it is not what you ordered.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

A no spoiler tv pace thread please.

A pestilence of mammoth proportions in the shape of toothy pubic lice for those who escape from the twat field and may any unsocked feet sweat enough to give you bulbous blisters….

Waiting for clips - only info is ‘coming soon’….

I agree about Ella. SHE is really just being herself, and Nathanial is a bitter little cry baby who is moaning and whingeing about nothing.

@Appalonia

Because it's literally impossible to change sex. Clear enough for you? And I refuse to pretend that people can.

Thanks for confirming what I suspected about you. I'll not be engaging with you any further.

I don't think Ella is being anyone other than herself.
I know a girl called Elsa she's into Alka Selzer

Absolutely fine by me. I have no desire to engage with a woman who is willing to throw all women under the bus to pander to the needs of a few confused men whose idea of what a woman is comes from porn. Enjoy your virtue signalling, but know that many, many women regard you as a traitor to women.

Nathanial a bitter little cry baby?

He isn’t the one crying all the time and moaning and whingeing.

He is allowed to say that he wants to know the person inside before he decides to proceed. He should not feel compelled to get cosy if he isn’t feeling it.

The blokes I work with would be horrified if I started yapping about camels, fannies or whatever in their company.

If Nathaniel is pan, then it really will be about what is on the inside.

He has been put in a tricky position by the production team. It wouldn’t matter what he didn’t find appealing or attractive, Ella would only think it was because of one reason and that will probably mean instadoom.

The outside may be floating boats on swipe right sites and be fine for a quick validation after some pints but you wouldn’t be racing to take someone who spoke like that and wept at the drop of a hat to yer mam.

No one needs wailing over custard creams.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard But as some other posters have said, Nathanial is making arguments out of nothing, and fishing for anything to not engage properly with Ella. She said she was a stripper, and he knew this. And now he is suddenly going off on one about it. Using it as an excuse to dis-engage from Ella. He's an arse.

But to disengage because he finds uncouthness abhorrent may well be portrayed as being due to something else entirely.

Things are twisted all the time.

Ella already has suggested that Nath (and others) may be put off because of the trans aspect.

Is the stripping thing a red herring? Quite possibly. Given possible repercussions, it could well be a life raft thrown by the production. Who knows?

But to put the pair of them in that situation was only for one thing.

I doubt it was for a happy ever after.

I really like Nathaniel - he seems alright to me. I wouldn't go near anyone who was screaming & shouting & calling me names, so don't blame him at all for backing away as far and as fast as possible.

I do feel sorry for Ella - if that's what they generally think a woman is, how they act & behave with porn star looks is a sad sad state to be in. Especially when their mum & nan seem to be perfectly ordinary women who would have been decent role models of a real woman.

Hmmm, on reflection @SheldonesqueTheBstard , you may have a few points about the 'uncouthness' from Ella. (Is that a word?!) But I think that bit of gobbiness from her is an act tbh, and she is very insecure deep down.

I still do wonder if he's making excuses as he's changed his mind about being with Ella. But I could be barking up the wrong tree.

I guess none of us knows.

I may have been a bit harsh calling Nathanial an arse. Too early to tell yet, and I shouldn't have judged really. So for now, I take that back.

I am deep down insecure. Believe it or not.

I know a few women who are. None of us are yelling about our flaps 🤷🏽‍♀️

I have no idea if uncouthness is a proper word or not! Autocarrot didn’t change it into gobshitery so I’m guessing it’ll do!

I bet Nathan has changed his mind. No quibbles there. But as we’ve all seen from cancel culture, things can and have been twisted.

Rejection is always a possibility for all of the brides. But the others can walk away from their brides without certain accusations being thrown in the mix.

The cast have all got it in them to be deemed an arse. As the camerafolk have missed what seems to be a fairly important conversation and will no doubt miss more, we can be flinging around arse accusations to the four winds.

And then realise we were wrong when we’ve been told the whole story…

Forget the fact that Ella is trans. Nat said he's more introverted . She's a show woman. I see women like her on nights out and I just cringe. I wouldn't fancy that.. Same for men. I've fancied someone and then with alcohol, he became loud, braggy and boisterous. I was on a city break with him and the next morning I changed my flight and left . I am allowed to unfancy him- I didn't see a long term future with him. I think the pile on on Nat is unfair. Him being pansexual doesn't mean he's down for being with a stripper/loud/obnoxious. Then she got very rude and called him a prick. Imagine if he had called her a cnt!

We weren't privy to the stripper conversation if there even was one.

I mean we had the stripper story last year could they not have come up with something more original like Ella was into shooting grouse and Nathaniel was a vegan or something. Lazy bastards.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I am deep down insecure. Believe it or not.

I know a few women who are. None of us are yelling about our flaps 🤷🏽‍♀️

Fair enough, I guess everyone is different. Some people are loud when insecure and some people are quiet. However, like you, I don't know many who yell in public about their fanny though to be fair! 😬

I have no idea if uncouthness is a proper word or not! Autocarrot didn’t change it into gobshitery so I’m guessing it’ll do!

😆

I mean we had the stripper story last year could they not have come up with something more original like Ella was into shooting grouse and Nathaniel was a vegan or something. Lazy bastards.

lovely stuff 😂

I wish this was one of the grooms tonight.

It would knock everyone else into a cocket hat…

And cause a stampede for the syringes.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Coulda put a trigger warning on that! 😆

Also, is that Alan Partridge? 😂

This is your 'remember it's not on tomorrow night so enjoy it while you can' klaxon.

Thanks @dapsnotplimsolls

Is this Laura's twin?
Identical, aren't they??

I feel queasy Sheldon

More fillers etc.

Can't cope with these filled expressionless faces. Ghoulish.

And yes This says it better than I could.

I’m glad they aren’t (hopefully) part of my viewing this evening.

I’m happy to cringe myself inside out at others for a change.

Bonnet de douche