EASTENDERS 63 - no no no never spill and reveal spoilers !!!!!

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So a few plot lines resolved

Sadly poor Whitney and Zach lost their baby Peach 🥲🥲

Lily is now half way through preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise didn’t sleep with Ravi but her actions have made Amy drink 🙀🙀

Didn’t we have teenage drinking before

Stacey is revealing her own baps on just fans

Slaters still poor tho all work

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

Reiss has a secret wife

suki and eve still sneaking about

Still no sign of mock so don’t know how Janine can sell her half to xxxx as hasn’t been been dead 7mths let alone 7yrs

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree

Finley isn't in it that much. Last time he was eyeing up Ash, but she left a while ago.
I assume he still runs the food stall with Felix? They both live with Chelsea and Whitney.

I've not seen him in ages I wonder if he's been sidelined for the more charismatic brother.

Ha ha. Good point

Finley was in it a few weeks ago in their house , but he hasn't had a proper storyline at all really
I hoped he would date Ash. He was helping Mitch with an old car that belonged to his brother and their dad, but that seemed to have been forgotten or maybe it wasn't actually repairable ?

That whole scene with Duncan and Sharon was all so OTT and fake. I mean, how many times did she say it's good to see you again and hug the man - way too much imho and in front of Keanu as well. He didn't look best please tbh.

Does Jay have a statutory rape conviction? Wouldn't that also complicate things?

Ken's face was a picture. You forget how young he is still and a bit immature at times as well.
Dh said that Duncan looked like Phil at first ! Lol

Jay is on the sex offenders register over the Star debacle.

I have children older than Keanu !

Oh of course I'm sure he's off it by now

One of my children is older than Keanu too.
He was 19 or 20 when he started seeing Sharon originally

@the80sweregreat thanks for the Nancy summary

Always funny to remember that Ben and Lola once slept together as some kind of distant cousin 😂

Also I forgot about Jay being on the sex offenders register haha. Surely no chance to adopt a child?

Whaaat?

Jay's been on the sex offenders' register??

Jay?

I'm shocked.

And who's Star?

Must have been during one of my Eastenders hiatuses.
Can someone fill me in?

I didn't realise there was a time limit for this. Just assumed once you were on it, you would be on it for life!

Yessss ! ..The80's ...
that is why I wanted to post something yesterday ..but realized I was too early 🤣

I couldn't work out why they were all surprised to see Phill walk in aka the vicar !

Then I watch Shaun Ryder on IAACGMOOH ...

3 PHILLS was too much 🤣🤣

I think it depends on the offence rather than for life.

It is part of sentencing/conviction.

IIRC it was at least 5 years ago. Some young girl he met in the cafe. Ended up sexting, I think she sent photos and she was underage but he didn’t know.

I think the actress was one of the girls in the latest season of You on Netflix. The student. If you’ve seen that?

Duncan does look like Phil ! Lol
The one who played Star's mum when Jay was wrongly accused of having sex with an under age girl was Karen ( before the actress played the part of Karen !)
It was a while ago now : poor Jay was told to leave by Phil :(
It was a horrible story line and Star was only 14 pretending to be older.

Ridiculous of market stall holders giving Zack the eye as he walked through the market.

Karen being a bit of a cow atm, which is a shame.

So glad Ben came around! but what was the bit in the lav about?

Do we think Ben made himself sick at the end

Ben has Bulimia (is my very uneducated guess)
It was funny how he looked at Phil in the cafe !
Everyone was on his case today
Ritchie must be on ' speed dial '!!
Kathy telling Phil ' it must be you , then ' when he reeled off his list of court cases for his various children was also classic.
Ken made me lol ' I've looked everywhere for a job '
.. Try somewhere other than Walford ??

Karen is being nasty lately :(
Not good

Bloody Keanu being too proud to either tell Sharon to pay for the Christening or agree to share the cost with him or at least tell her it needs to be booked for a later date, so he can have enough money saved up to pay for it!

I agree
Keanu could sell his leather jacket on ' vinted' or look on the indeed job site for a mechanic job, or tell Sharon he can't afford it just now, or do anything rather than work for dodgy Ravi !
There are options here
His being a bit desperate.