EASTENDERS 63 - no no no never spill and reveal spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So a few plot lines resolved

Sadly poor Whitney and Zach lost their baby Peach 🥲🥲

Lily is now half way through preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise didn’t sleep with Ravi but her actions have made Amy drink 🙀🙀

Didn’t we have teenage drinking before

Stacey is revealing her own baps on just fans

Slaters still poor tho all work

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

Reiss has a secret wife

suki and eve still sneaking about

Still no sign of mock so don’t know how Janine can sell her half to xxxx as hasn’t been been dead 7mths let alone 7yrs

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree

I did, you're quite right.

I shall eat a McKlunky's crack-laced chicken nugget as penance.

Women in EE obviously have a thing for grumpy polo neck wearing men!
(unlike us)

I agree that Jack and Phil's ' animal attraction' to women is a mystery! I don't mind Phil , but I wouldn't go near him with a barge pole.
Some of my friends like Scott Maslen as Jack because he is ' fit ' apparently, which I do get , but he really isn't my type at all. Ditto Ravi.
In fact (Ken aside , but way too young for me ) the eye candy on EE is pretty scant.
Rocky is funny, but I would think more friends material there. At least he has character , but still dodgy.

Way back in early Eastenders Land Phil was quite nice (in Classics it's early 2003 and he;s morphing into a bit of a grumpy arse )

I don't see the attraction of Phil either (or Jack come to think of it )

I do like Ravi but he's really very vain , I cannot remember if it was Denice or Chelsea that said "You can buy clothes that fit you know" to him

I’m a few days behind, but where were Billy and Honey? Holiday?

I think Billy was working for Grant (Phil arranged it to enable Billy to get some much needed funds for the future )

Honey has been round the Square of late (and she'd be with Janet and Will ) so I don't think she went .

I love how Jay calls Billy "Bill"

Hummm ...
So Ravi has a job for Ken on Monday......the same day as the christening ...🤔🤔🤔🤔.

Wonder how that will pan out 🤣😊

Prob arrested

I roared with laughter when Roxy popped up but then ended up welling up as it was actually a really sweet scene. Weird but sweet.

I wonder if the Ben actor lost weight for the role or the plot was written to account for the actor's obvious change of physique.

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In fact (Ken aside , but way too young for me ) the eye candy on EE is pretty scant.

Oh, I don't know: hipster Mod haircut market traders in trilbies do it for me.

They are all losing weight on EE
Maybe the catering van has been told to stop the doughnuts and treats ?

On top of their mental health issues, I'm surprised they don't all have rickets, nobody seems to ever eat a home cooked meal.

They have had a lot of take aways and fried chicken lately ! Kathy and Ben had food in the Vic too , yet Kathy runs her own cafe.
You rarely see anyone cook indoors or shop anywhere other than the mini mart

Autumn, I can see Shrimpy's appeal , but another 'not my type ' I'm afraid and too young for me / wouldn't be interested etc
It's slim pickings for me

@the80sweregreat
Don't worry, I was being facetious!

(Although I'm sure Shrimpy holds many charms for others, especially music knowledge, he's far too young for my tastes). 🙂

He is an unusual character old Shrimpy
He had a fling with Donna in the wheelchair once ( Vincent's mum fostered her)
His often seen lurking in the pub

That was Denise who said that 😃

I'd like to see Will and Janet get more airtime and character development in their own right. Rather than fleeting appearances with Honey/Billy.

Perhaps after poor Lola's death would be a good opportunity?

After all, they are her Uncle and Aunt (which sounds really odd!) and have lived with her throughout, seeing the effect it's having on their Dad etc..

Quite a few of the Eastenders team ran the London Marathin on Sunday ( for the charity set up in Barbara Windsors memory) so they've been on quite a health kick on the square .

London Marathin

Mara-thin ? Freudian slip
Marathon

Didn’t Jack also shag Tanya for a while? So add Amy’s aunt (in law) to the list

Are the Slaters money woes now solved because Phil paid off the loan shark? Don’t think they’ve updated us on whether Stacey taking her baps online has covered the electricity bill

He has been around !!

I don't remember Jack and Sharon being engaged.
Jack has been shared around the women in three families. Surely he's due a few Slater relationships by now.
Mitchells- tick
Foxes- tick
Crosses/Brannings - tick (and this one obviously muddies the waters more as they were both also with his brother).

Surely he's due a few Slater relationships by now

Well Stacey is a possiblity , she was having an affair with Max, (her Father in Law) and is the mother of his son's .girlfriend , so history can repeat itself .And they'll share a grandchild

Or if Phil realises that Sharon is the love of his life , and Kat doesn't go off with Alfie , then she could pair up with Jack .

Or what about Linda - mum of his brothers baby ?