EASTENDERS 63 - no no no never spill and reveal spoilers !!!!!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

So a few plot lines resolved

Sadly poor Whitney and Zach lost their baby Peach 🥲🥲

Lily is now half way through preg and still no ss about 🙄🙄

Denise didn’t sleep with Ravi but her actions have made Amy drink 🙀🙀

Didn’t we have teenage drinking before

Stacey is revealing her own baps on just fans

Slaters still poor tho all work

Stacey burger van cleaning
Jean cleaning
Harvey taxi
Freddy fish shop
Eve on nish payroll

Reiss has a secret wife

suki and eve still sneaking about

Still no sign of mock so don’t know how Janine can sell her half to xxxx as hasn’t been been dead 7mths let alone 7yrs

Phil is still soooooo rich and giving money to one and all - wish I had his money tree

I think he maybe lost weight because of the story or it could just be a coincidence.

I remember Sharon meeting Jack for the first time after she came back from a break and it was so cheesy. Love at first sight kind of thing
Tanya was her best friend at that time and Jack and Sharon were going to get married. Not sure why they split up , I can't recall what happened there.
At least she managed to avoid Max's dubious charms.

To be fair, many of the women have been around the block
Not sure any one of Stacey's kids share a dad!

@bizzey I'd forgotten all about Ingrid, Jack's Swedish (or Norwegian?) au pair!

Lily and Hope are Martin's
Arthur is Kush's

Not sure how many Dads involved in the complicated world that is Karen Taylor's, though!

Lily is Ryan’s daughter (Whitney’s brother). That’s why Whitney refers to Lily as her niece, and why Ryan recently came down and suggested Lily move in with him until the baby was born. He’s not been in her life much but Stacey occasionally mentions maintainence money. Martin has always been much more of a dad to her.

So all Stacey’s kids have different dads, Ryan, Kush and Martin.

Sorry, am very sleep-deprived! How on earth did I get that mixed up?!

Ooh from memory :
Mitch is Dad to Chantelle and Keegan ?
And Bailey but different Mum (who has deceased)
Bernies Dad- don't know anything about him.
Ken's Dad is never spoken of in good terms -utter wrong 'un
Chatum and Riley's Dad seems to be involved on the periphery till Lockdown, now he has care of the twins .

Keanu's dad is Shane (according to the internet )
He was horrible and he went inside for a while
He tried to kill Karen :(

Sooooo predictable Ken!

Albie playing with his new toy was so sweet
Shame his dad was such a plonker ;(
Now he could end up in prison !
The Brannings were eating out again . They never seem to cook anything indoors!

Can't believe how Keanu's desperation to provide for Albie has led to him making such a monumentally bad decision!

Also, is it just me thinking that Keanu was totally set up on that job? Not sure by whom, but talk about dropping him right in it ffs!

Well someone dobbed him in thats for sure! .. couldve been because he was late delivering the goods, maybe they thought he'd done a bunk?

My money is on the gangster man who works with Ravi. Obviously someone has it in for him

Ah yes, the gangster who doesnt move his mouth when he speaks!

That one ! Christos I think he is called ?
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Wise words from Jean, there.

(Especially telling Alfie he acts like a 9 year old. Shane Richie's 'thoughtfully pondering' close-ups make me snigger every time!)

Was nice to see Amy and Ricky just having a regular time together, lightheartedly bantering, in cahoots about getting Denise to move back home.

Alfie will become all serious now and help Linda I suppose
Jean is wise.

Just when you think Keanu can't get any stupider. He really is very hard of thinking. Every time Sharon said something like "Why would you do that?" I kept thinking "because you're in a relationship with a child". I briefly went out with a 22 year old when I was 27 and that was hard enough work, but imagine being 50+ and going out with (and having a child with) someone that young and vacant! I mean, obviously there are upsides for Shazza, but can it really be that good?

I see some scientists are warning that soon AI chatbots will be more intelligent than us humans. So dopes like Ken could be part of an endangered species. Can you shag a chatbot though?

Will the human gangsters just get the robots to deliver their contraband then? In a driverless van I assume..
Ken should get a job with Ben at the arches or in the gym
He isn't intelligent enough to be the next Walter white.

I wish when they dress Karen up they'd remove that bloody scrunchy. I don't know any Londoner that would leave the house like that.

Lillys dad is whitneys brother she just calls martin dad