Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Such a crap episode I’m sick of the misery

Thanks Jane

Thanks for the new thread @JaneJeffer.
Accurate title. Tonight was rubbish

Thanks for the new thread. Accurate title.

That was a bloody annoying episode. The hit and run nonsense ! Now the car hidden in the barn with the door locked. That won’t look at all suspicious. Has the unconscious delivery driver and the abandoned van been forgotten about??

Thanks for new thread ..

Where are the drugs!

Just checking in. I’m a couple of episodes behind and it sounds like I’m not missing much.

The cops are having a big party tonight

As if Charles paid cash for the petrol 🙄.
I was wondering what's happened to the delivery driver too.
A truly shit episode of the shittiest proportions.

What else do you think he does with the church collection @RaraRachael?

The plot makes no sense 🤣
How did a hit and run make the news but not the assault of a driver and theft of controlled drugs!
Surely they'd tell Kim and will about the hit and run, if anyone can help them cover it up it's them two!
How long is the Mac and Chloe story like going to drag on for, it's the same thing every two/three weeks and it's tedious now!

Glad I gave it a swerve last night judging by everyone's comments 🤣

Can we have a show of hands how many people think Nicky is genuine and loves Gabby?

Also surely if they've got Alex's phone that woman would be bought in for questioning as would whoever the dealer who is "after" them. It's like they had too much plot so have had to drop loads it to make the story make sense!

We all know somethings going on 🤣 it's too wishy-washy a story line otherwise!

I noticed Swirling has distanced himself from this investigation. Wise move officer.

So I think Amelia will start cooking the salon books and Mandy will be too thick to notice until she's up to her ears in debt even though she only has two customers a week max.

I was thinking Rosie Bentham would be perfect in a period drama. She has that look.

Definitely not genuine. Looking forward to seeing if he is in cahoots with Caleb or whether he has his own agenda.

Has anyone else noticed that Nicky is only credited by his first name? That seems very deliberate for an ongoing character…

Shall we take bets on his surname? Dingle? Tate? Whatever Caleb’s non-Dingle surname is?

It's Nacky

https://twitter.com/emmerdale/status/1641938674060328963?cxt=HHwWhoC8pcqhq8ktAAAA

I've noticed that. Presumably as he's going to be related to someone in the village. Caleb has a surname in the credits so my bet it still that Nicky is related to Caleb.

I think nicky has a back story. I'm guessing it involves caleb as they arrived around the same time and both have eyes and ears on home farm. I am starting to think he's genuine with gabby though.
The thing with Alex is ridiculous. Charles is arrested with no evidence. He's surely told the police there was a struggle when he reported the stolen drugs. The driver of the van surely woke up and also reported the drugs as stolen and his assault, backing up Charles story. Even without that naomi doesn't seem to believe it. And on the subject of naomi, there were calls and messages to the actual girlfriend while Alex was seeing her, I'm assuming the communication went on long before he saw naomi, yet the police called her and she's the first to visit.
As a single mum, with very little practical support, I'm quite often offered jobs with part time, flexible hours after someone is eavesdropping on me in a cafe. Happens all the time.
It's all getting a bit too unbelievable.