Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

You know those stories you read about people coming out of a coma speaking a different language. They should do that.

Knew one of you would appreciate the reference @JaneJeffer 🤣🤣

Oh definitely. I'd like to see Alex stick around a bit longer. He could wake up a born again Christian. That would really rile Angry Anderson 🤣

Spot the 80's teenager Princess

😂🤣 👰🤵

Never watched Neighbours though

🤣

Well Naomi can piss off to the Bungle Bungles.

Love Angry Anderson 🤣

I noticed when Nicky was talking to the Mothers' Union he told them his mum was dead then later said She's great then changed it to She was great.
Is he the long lost love child of a current Emmerdalian (though I'm sure he has something to do with slimy Caleb)

What age is Nicky Nacky?

My new outrageous theory is that he's the son of Tina Dingle and Frank Tate.

That would be brilliant! 😀

He’d have had to have been born in 1997, so coming up to 26 - seems feasible.

In a similar vein, could Kim have been pregnant with Steve Marchant’s when she fled in 1999? Is he the baby she gave up for adoption? Mind you, I was convinced a while ago that Steve was Chloe’s dad, and that seems to have come to nothing.

Oh yes @WomanStanleyWoman2 could be. What happened to Steve in the end?

They seem to have forgotten Chloe has a dad. I thought Caleb might be but they've never crossed paths when he's clip clopping down the street.

Steve went to prison for the horse race robbery and for running Kathy over in the process. Kim hit Chris over the head with a whisky bottle and emptied the safe to do a runner in a helicopter 🚁

I think I remember Kim had a gorgeous black coat on at the time. I had coat envy. And Chris was playing Mahler's 5th symphony when he died [Death in Venice music]

Yes, this is how sad I am. 😄

It's funny how some scenes stay in your mind forever and others just disappear. I remember Kim going off in the helicopter but not the story even though it's no length since Classic showed it again!

Didn't Steve Marchant die in a fire? Or am I thinking of someone else

That was Dave Glover 😍

Wonder what they think about the vicar

Shocking news! Callum is free? His mum will be delighted.

Ha ha ha

Will

Give us an ould tap dance Caleb

So glad Callum's mum won't be on her own

Ffs how many ex husbands does Rhona have?

I suppose I should accept that everyone is on their 3rd, 4th or 5th marriage.

Once was enough for me, three or four is beyond my comprehension.