Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

You are everything and everything is you

Gabby, cringe!
I don't feel sorry for Naomi

I don't like Caleb and Layla as a couple

Bernice

Great to see Hotten forensics is as efficient as all their other departments.

Oooohhh Caleb is rather invested in the Nicky/Gabby situation

Shout it out Charles

Angry Charles 🤣

I just get this feeling that Nicky and Caleb are working together but at what I don't know

No no no Billy!!

Let me give you a big hug Billy

Oh FFS Billy!!

Mary telling Rhona about her sex life is cringe

Oooohhhhh is Charles going to help Billy???

You can take the vicar out of Sarf London...

Wow! Charles is going up in my estimations very rapidly!

Flatline

He's awake!! Hurrah!!

Ooh wakey wakey Alex

What's the betting Alex has no memory whatsoever

Alex has more acting ability lying in that hospital bed than all the Andersons put together

I watched on catch up.
Naomi is a dick
I hope Kim's wrong. Although he does have a back story, has to.
Charles crept onto my list of liked characters after that heart to heart.
Why in the fuck did Alex have to wake up?
Hope his memory is gone. Although it could be he wakes up and the last thing he remembers is being with Dawn or being locked up by Kim and will.

Ashley must be turning in his grave what with all the dodgy vicars following in his footsteps. First there was Spoon Face murdering/burying Malone and now we have Angry Anderson covering up a hit and run and saying that God is on their side.

Charles crept onto my list of liked characters after that heart to heart.
Even after that side eye at the end? 👀

Angry Anderson
😂🤣