Emmerdale: NO SPOILERS - we don't know what's happening and we don't really care

[JaneJeffer]

because anyone we care about will get it in the neck

Thanks for telling us all the story Rhona

I wonder if Callum was freed in time to have no alibi for running Alex over? He could even be the dealer Alex owes money to 🤷🏻‍♀️

What the heck is Gus doing?

Cain and Liam

Oh of course it was! Don't know why I was getting him mixed up with Steve

Has Rhona ever mentioned this ex husband or is this another random storyline they are going to shoehorn in with no previous mention?

Is Dawn pregnant?

Who is in the hood???

Oh hello Callum. Don't do anything silly now, think of your mum.

Might not even be Callum. Could be another random ex husband.

Missed the first 5 minutes. Who was the guy talking on the phone in the toilet?

I don't remember her mentioning him. They probably have three kids we've never heard of either

I was wondering if the Dawn actress is pregnant. (Can't remember her name)

Rhona's ex husband. No, us neither!

Okay!!??

That would be hilarious

There is no way Charles would be allowed to visit Alex considering he's the main bloody suspect for trying to kill him.

How did Alex see Billy?

I'm quite enjoying dodgy menacing Charles. Is that wrong of me?

We couldn't even see him through the tinted windows.

No he's way better like this!

Billy got out the car and stood over Alex for a few seconds and Alex's eyes were flickering

Mary sounds like she's going for a medical procedure not a shag.

God works in mysterious ways Alex

Caleb is a faster mover than Nicky FFS