Great British Menu 2: Food Fit for Darkest Peru

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He did. Was marmalade

Poor John. Useless

It's tight at the bottom of the leaderboard because three out of four contestants were blisteringly mediocre

Wolf club I disagree. They are all terrible. I have gone all Aktar

Bit behind here, but OMG what was she thinking?

Should they not be each presenting a menu, not just a series of dishes. So repeating pastry, berries etc seems unbalanced and unimaginative.

"I'm quite well known for pastry," are you though, John? Are you?

Spencer could have justifiably got all four of his dishes to the banquet, and now we're grateful that at least one contestant isn't a complete mess.

No wonder that pie looked so dry on intro, sauce all came out

They hinted at "usual GBM disasters" yesterday. This is nail-biting for all the wrong reasons.

Now, I love a good Black Forest gateau, but surely a BFG dish should involve snozzcumbers? (Or eating humans?)

Guarantee is a strong statement John

Fucking curdled. Ffs

Turkish delight and tea ...... I actually like the sound of that. Maybe he's not so bad, after all.

Well, it's definitely a green crayon!

A crayon. Am excited by that

Got to give it to Kerry, the dish looks great. Really fun.

Here’s John

He done a prop

Shame she wasn’t being scored for that heart

Bloody hell, why on earth didn't John do this in every round?

Akhtar just lost a tooth

Aktar just lost a filling on that pudding

..... Or discreetly spat it out!

This doesn't scream bfg to me