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Great British Menu 2: Food Fit for Darkest Peru

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EsmaCannonball · 09/03/2023 20:34

New thread.

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littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:19

An 8 🤣🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:20

Aktar doing the candles

BiliousOhGod · 15/03/2023 20:20

Oh dear. That judging was awkward to watch.

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2023 20:21

I'm, at least, enjoying Aktar.

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Wolfcub · 15/03/2023 20:22

It wasn't your fault but it was shit

TFMinx · 15/03/2023 20:22

I'm already feeling embarrassed at the thought of tomorrow's judging!

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2023 20:23

Oooh, saying Kerry buggered up her sauce.

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jay55 · 15/03/2023 20:23

Hispi, it's GBM not masterchef.
But that's a prop and a half.

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:24

Beef tendons 🥹

BiliousOhGod · 15/03/2023 20:24

I had to watch that pie move through my fingers! 😀

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:24

But at least a drama

Wolfcub · 15/03/2023 20:25

Would have been better if she'd put it on a flat plate

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2023 20:25

I'm speechless. Orinoco and Tobermory would have been burned by exploding gravy.

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littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:26

Jeez rubbish dish

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:26

Would have been better if she hadn’t cooked it at all

BiliousOhGod · 15/03/2023 20:27

Translate:. It's all a bit meh, but hopefully won't kill anyone.

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2023 20:27

I wonder what went through John's head when he saw the other's props?

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Theeyeballsinthesky · 15/03/2023 20:29

Lucky to get a 4 frankly!

Wolfcub · 15/03/2023 20:29

Akhtar wants rid of John

jay55 · 15/03/2023 20:29

Has gemma enough to go through without making a dessert?

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2023 20:29

John got rid of John

Wolfcub · 15/03/2023 20:30

Burnt apples from Armagh

Wolfcub · 15/03/2023 20:31

Earthworm fucking Jim again

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2023 20:31

Paddington famously used oranges in prison, so I'm making an apple crumble.

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Wolfcub · 15/03/2023 20:32

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2023 20:31

Paddington famously used oranges in prison, so I'm making an apple crumble.

Dying. But it's the story of this week all over