Great British Menu 2: Food Fit for Darkest Peru

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New thread.

I'm ready for someone to get a 2 and a 10 tonight.

Thank you Allezvite

Akhtar's poker face has gone walkabout

So the usual shit link to the brief then

Carrots. And lifeboats. There is the drama and link 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Oh dear. I don't think this is going to be an improvement on yesterday.......

There is the orange. Omg

You just know that all these chefs had to have their dishes okayed by researchers and producers before they got this far, so why weren't they warned about not meeting the brief before filming started?

Something about Kerry's demeanour reminds me of Lynn from Alan Partridge.

Cooked tongue 🤮

Banquet dish, nope.

Oh god I remember ok tongue sandwiches as a child not envy

Sous-vide tongue, what could possibly go wrong?

John has puréed carrots 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grated beef heart. What are these chefs on?

Pretty sure I feed dried beef heart to the dog

Prop free presentation 🤣🤣

I'm part Irish, but I have to ask, is Ireland known for its purées?

Cat here gets pig heart

Well done John, that’s even weaker story telling yesterday

This dish definitely screams little cartoon lifeboat to me.

Has he even seen this show before?

akhtar is so done with him 😆

He is delusional

"What colour is the sea?"

Pared back, prop-free presentation = he couldn't be arsed.