EASTENDERS 58. NO SPOILERS OR ELSE BLONDES WILL KICK YOUR ARSE !!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil has disappeared so Keeble can’t frame him or billy

will Kat and Phil Marty soon. Maybe Xanax wedding. Oh hold on she dud that with Alfie 😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies

when will muck and Janine be back from telling his kids : Scarlet does have school ,,,,

will Janine lose baby or she will leave bsby with muck snd then both him and Linda will both have a love child to raise them happily together

it’s slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

who is telling the truth - suki or Nish - I think suki is telling porkies about the murder of neighbour and Nish isn’t as bad as they make out

merrkat and dad Nish. Blondes swoons

jay and Lola. Is she doomed as jay said we have all the time in the world

and hopefully no 13/14yr having sex in sheds

sure there is more I’ve missed so add any stories

I'm so over the 'X has to find [insert ridiculous amount of money] to give to Y within [insert ridiculously short amount of time] or face terrible consequences' storylines. They've been done to death!

And as for Alfie running around trying to rip off Mick/Bobby/Finlay & Felix etc with his 'Food Festival' idea...FFS.

I'll keep watching though 😂

These very silly story lines are just fillers !
Four episodes a week is a lot of time to make up situations and stories and try to make them ones that haven't been done before as well

Whitney was with Callum too wasn’t she?
another failed relationship, she’s very unlucky in love

I looked up Whitney's back history online
It's a long list of heart ache and broken promises and the grooming stories ( she has had two of those ) and she lost a baby with Lee Carter as well. The writers have put her through it

Was going to marry Callum once!

And she had a very one sided infatuation with Grey . Maybe she saw herself as the answer to his prayers and taking on the care of his two children.He saw her as a convenient live in childminder who also stepped in as his Plus1 for corporate Lawyer Social / Work Do .
Wearing one of his dead wife's dresses which wouldn't have worked as Chantelle and Whitney are completely different builds and heights

If forgotten about Gray ! Oh yes, that was awful how she tried to be Chantelle

Tbh 2 episodes a week with decent stories would suit me . Agree that , lately , it's been rubbish .

Just watched Thursday's.

I've never particularly liked Denise but she was so good with Amy, it's not surprising Jack is awful about the self harm he's a totally wooden character. Don't know if that makes Scott Maslen a great actor or a terrible one. He and Sam will be shagging by the end of next week

Whit said in the Albert she was nearly 30. She doesn't need blooming Zack in her life. He's fit and quite sweet but a player and thick as mince. He's also not over Nancy.

I'm ignoring the elephant Alfie in the room.

I've always liked Denise , she is one of the better characters , even if I think her and Jack don't work as a couple that well
She is the opposite to kim and had a dry sense of humour

TV schedule mixed up next week due to football
Mix between bbc1, bbc2 ..or just not on.!

Todays episode is already up on iPlayer. And no I haven’t watched it yet!

Are they putting them on i player whilst the football is on ?

It looks like tonight is on BBC1 and the rest of the week on BBC2.

Well spotted @SoupDragon tho least if sky gucks up I can watch on iplayer

Today's one is in I player !!
Yay ..

On .. not in !

Oh oh.. who saw that coming!?

Who will find Janine ?
.. they should tell Lexi the truth really
It's not fair to keep on lying to her

Who will find Janine.. Linda? shes off to an appointment.
Agree they should tell Lexi, truth will out, and Lola promised never to lie to her again, so when Lexi she finds out..

Lexi will not be happy at all
Poor Billy though , it is sad

Just thought of Janines line re. Barrys footwear when he fell
Was it 'if only he'd worn sensible shoes' or some such?.. maybe the writers were linking the two with a close up of her boot, lol

Have any pregnancies gone smoothly in eastenders? Only the ones where the baby is then adopted or the awful baby switch that Ronnnie did

Yes., I thought that about Barry's shoes!
Poor Bazza . He Didn't stand a chance
Pregnancies never go well on EE.
Always angst . Drama or being born in the pub !

Poor Cherry ( Alfie moons baby ) was born in a house that was a crack den !
It's never good