EASTENDERS 58. NO SPOILERS OR ELSE BLONDES WILL KICK YOUR ARSE !!!!!

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Sooooooooo new thread again

phil has disappeared so Keeble can’t frame him or billy

will Kat and Phil Marty soon. Maybe Xanax wedding. Oh hold on she dud that with Alfie 😂

will Kat fall for Alfie’s charm aka lies

when will muck and Janine be back from telling his kids : Scarlet does have school ,,,,

will Janine lose baby or she will leave bsby with muck snd then both him and Linda will both have a love child to raise them happily together

it’s slowly heading for Xmas , god please let the photo of Janine hiding bloody clothes be sussed and Linda truth be out and muck and L back together

who is telling the truth - suki or Nish - I think suki is telling porkies about the murder of neighbour and Nish isn’t as bad as they make out

merrkat and dad Nish. Blondes swoons

jay and Lola. Is she doomed as jay said we have all the time in the world

and hopefully no 13/14yr having sex in sheds

sure there is more I’ve missed so add any stories

The comb is usually wooden, from my understanding and is hidden under the turban at the back of the head, rather than at the side. But maybe he's wearing a more modern version than the traditional style?

Poor Amy. Total cyber bullying

I thought she was going to take pills in the bathroom

or maybe has

wonder why she doesn’t just say I didn’t sleep with him on the wats app group

densil will back her up. Mainly as she is under 16 and dad a copper

chelsea said she can now pay the rent but isn’t the house mortgaged

when all were in the pub, who had Kim’s and Chelsea’s kids

and

im still swooning over Nish but he isn’t nice and being horrible to merrkat

Nish looks ridiculously young and agree the prison storylines are tedious and unrealistic

From the way Amy looked at her cut hand after she smashed the mirror and how she pulled her sleeves down when Denise spoke to her I would say they are definitely signposting self harm. I hope they discover it quickly rather than let it drag on.

Does anyone else detest how they keep using stupid nicknames for some kids? Nugget just being the latest. Couldn't stand it when Linda called Johnny sausage or Denise called Libby squiggle, winds me up 😡

I feel like a work experience kid has written this storyline about Suki/Kheerat/Nish/Ravi etc. it’s unbelievably stupid and very tedious.

Yes I think so

Did no one else in the household notice the smashed mirror

Amy being in her PJ's and hiding her hands and arms would suggest self harm to me 😪

I've just discovered that Ricky Champ is playing Captain Hook in the panto at our local theatre!

i wonder who's got Phil this year...?

I watched it on the iPlayer and there was a self harm warning beforehand.

Yeah.. I did too actually but didn't like to say 😂

I’ve been wondering about what that is behind Kheerats ear for ages. I did a bit of Googling and apparently it’s some sort of clip to hold the turban in place. So not a dagger or comb.

Makes sense that it's a clip. Like some Muslim women wear to keep their headscarf in place.

I must look at meerkats ears better

Any excuse Blondes , though personally I'd freeze frame on Ravi's ponytail/skintint haircut - and I don't even like long hair on men

Neither do I @70isaLimitNotaTarget

nor beards

so not sure where my lustings have come from

My DS has a beard Blondes (he's nearly 23)
I have noticed so many young bearded men . Football players seem to be very bearded

My DD did comment on Nish's "gorgeous eyes" .

Just popping in to say I'm still loathing Alfie. We have someone at work just the same- loud, over the top, over-compensating for his lack of competence by being all "woahhh, hey guys". Hateful.

I'm not massively comfortable with chat nothing thread about people's looks though - Nina not suiting her hair or Stacey's double chin (or not) are unnecessary and mean.

Thanks for new thread blondes!

Keerat reminds me of a guy I used to work with who was absolutely gorgeous (looks and personality) he was Sikh and wore his turban all the time at work, but when we went out clubbing etc he wore his long hair loose and was even more beautiful to look at!

Thanks for the new thread

So what do we reckon? Brain tumour?

I don't know.

But I'm really starting to feel sorry for Ravi. Talk about being treated like a general dogsbody by both his real father and his other 'father'. He reminds me of a pressure cooker, just on constant simmer but ready to explode at any moment if pushed too far 🤯

When Ravi was covering up the death of the horrible Uncle he kept swivelling his eyes left/right like Father Dougal in Father Ted when he's trying to fib (and failing)

I thought stroke.

Nish and Kheerat look the same age, can’t take it seriously