NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

@Sux2buthen yes, I agree.

Also, has "I dont need lube" had her lips done? Very subtle but I think so.

I dont know if you are watching the next ep on all4 ,so wont do a spoiler. but its beyond me why anyone finds Maeva entertaining, her behaviour is abusive and controlling and she is cutting James from all he knows. I find it hard to watch at times.

Have no fear, I don’t think it is a true representation of their relationship hellosally (yet to watch next one but going on past form)

And if it was? I wouldn’t want any one I held dear associating with that faux bunch of holes.

The only thing that is real and authentic is that lube costing £50 a pump (ahem)

Slippymissy at least won’t have shell out.

And Liv can just milk her if her supplier lets her down.

It occured to me Miles was assuming it was for anal sex. (The lube) Of course, stick up her arse (pardon the irony) had not thought of that.

I want her to hook up with Miles and then Harvey adrift my friend

If only to see Emz sook her face inside out with rage. 😈

Yay it's finally happening, a MAFSAUS and MIC mash up with Ella and Miles!

Rez and Ruby is really a storyline that is dying the most painfully slow death. They do break up and make up constantly and do it is entirely plausible that Rez has shagged a million girls over the past 8 months but only when “officially single” and also back seeing Ruby too. One week Ruby , the next week randomers. But really it’s such a bore!
Liv is now always referred to as Olivia when her name appears on screen. She’s been plain old Liv for ten plus seasons so why the change?

The whole Miles Rez thing is so annoying

I knew Harvey would like Issy not Willow

I find Melissa so irritating

Maeva is annoying too

James - what a pain

Does anyone like Willow?! She needs to tootle back to Majorca and live happily, vaguely ever aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh-fter.

Pointless character

Maeva is an extremely manipulative individual. Note how she laid into Issy before, but doesn't mind being friend with her when things with Miles go to shit. She gets off on people's pain.
If a bloke, she'd be called controlling, narcissistic and abusive. James really needs to grow a backbone.

Rez is an ugly wee runt.

Willow seems like a nice person and is clearly pretty, but has all the sexiness of a celery stalk. I can see why he went for Issy. Pretty brutal though!

Melissa looks like a completely different person, not sure if it’s her lips or something else?

Maeva is a bit ‘cluster B’, think it’s coming across more pronounced this series, possibly as she’s less secure in herself due to pregnancy.

See I don’t think so. I think she has been paid a fuckton of money to create a fuckton of drama because MIC pretty much has about one toe dipped in the sea of realism.

We are expected to believe that Maeva is a ‘mare. Miles is interested in getting wed. Liv is a bit of a giddy goat. M’julie is a sex god who is having to bat off a slew of beautiful women with a shitey stick. Ruby and Rez like each other enough to be in the same room.. Emz is nice. And most of them don’t draaaaaaaaawl when they speak.

All pish.

They’ll be trying to make on that Missy really does need lube next 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just clocked Rez’s coupon for tomorrow night’s episode.

What the actual frig has he done to his face?

No wonder he can be in the same bastard room as F red but.

She don’t have a ruddy clue who he is.

She’ll maybe be all over him like a Labrador on chips until she has the opportunity to recognise petit Rez….

F red but??

My phone is speaking in feckin tongues.

it was meant to say Ruby. 🤨

CANNOT BEAR HER.

But your phone has reminded me of one my favourite past MIC cast members:
FRED

Long hair and singing, NO. But his overall character, manner & emotional intelligence, YES.

Yes, Fred was great!
And I enjoyed the endearing awkwardness of Frances Boule.

chronic

I thought you was going to say something about Fred’s tongue and I considered going full Maeva on you…. 😉

He is not for me but I reckon he’s an all right kind of dude. And better if he isn’t with that shower of pillocks.

Sadly Francis has moved to the US and gone a bit covid-denier 'wake up sheeple'
🙄

Oh no, that's disappointing!

Not buying the MicMafMashUp.

Hilaire that lowermandible Liv is dissing Maeva for being a brat. Pot. Kettle.

Loving Olz wanting to do baby pics when ‘they’re pregnant’ and Issy wanting to see it. Me too. Because biology and shit.

Sam being the relationship counsellor? Dafuq.

Bunch of cunts going to Maeva’s party and slagging her. Because the rest of them all act beautifully.

Willow looks like Binky MkII to me. I can’t unsee it now. (I’ve binged on 4odfod)

lowermandible Liv 😂

Maeva is fairly nasty so that birthday party was always going to be as such

I just can’t go with the new one for Miles, she’s not that good looking (I know superficial but hey it’s MIC)

I was a bit aghast that they’ve got James using the wedding as a mates barometer already.
I wonder what the MIC wedding will look like?
Will they leave the series so it doesn’t have to be awks like the proposal or have a wedding for the show. That’s selling your soul though.