NEW MIC - who’s watching?

[MaryStuart]

Do we still care?
Well I do, cos I’m tuning in.
Pic below of Ep 1 drama.
Ruby / Rez….. oh pleeeaaassseee NOOOOO.

I'd definitely watch 'Saffron Fucking Walden' if it were to be commisioned

Maeva is batshit, what the hell was that rant at Liv about?! Also she was so patronising with Issy, I think she must have been put up to it by the producers, no way would I tolerate my partner being so invested in her ex!

Looks like Ruby is back next episode so we’ll be rehashing Rez and Ruby along with Inga and Sam. It’s like de ja vu.

Can you imagine the Maeva could wreak at baby/ toddler group in Saffron Walden?!

This made me nearly spit out my drink! Hahha I live near saffron Walden

@Rainbowsandbutterflies1990 hello! I also live near Saffron Walden.

Maeva would probably be bored senseless if she spent too much time in SW.

I’ve loved the show but it feels like it’s getting a bit dull now a bit like TOWIE.

i knew someone who knew someone who said that the arguments are totally produced and apparently after jamie and harvey once had a spat "on" screen jamie said to harvey aftewards "that's how you "do" an argument".

also mic pays their extras £15/hour but if you're an extra on towie then you don't get paid. just travel expenses.

maeva won't be allowed to leave i don't think. james probably likes that mic is her hobby and keeps her entertained etc etc. and us lot entertained too.

i love mic.

I think Maeva could earn much more than James. Probably does.

@sashagabadon Totally agree about Robbie and his boyfriend. I think his “cool” boyfriend forgot that posh kids do what they want and style it out afterwards. I expect he’ll regret trying to show Robbie what an edgy gay relationship looks like.
Robbie will end up with a lovely, probably older equally posh guy with a risqué side rather than his all the talk but insecure boyfriend.

Liv had potential but is so stilted she looks tame compared to Maeva.
Miles isn’t going to want anyone the show throws at him. He’s after big game. Being pretty won’t be enough after love of his life, conversing in their native French, happy to wear underwear in public Maeva.

God Inga is DULL. And I always think she looks grubby.....like she needs someone to apply her makeup properly.

Actually, maybe she has a sight defect and IS applying her own makeup and thinking she's doing a bloody good job? After all, she seems to find Sam attractive.

Sam, who looks like a boy band reject in his head to toe white outfits.

Maevas little outburst to Issy was so out of line, has to be over scripted to cause un petit frisson. Such a shame as her put downs are usually utter class, but this was just OTT.

I think the script is totally laughable now,if they are trying to make it seem at all real.
when you see completely different relationships to how they are on social media.I can’t beleive how thick they are sometimes!
on the recent holiday series.they weee sharing meals.bike rides.nights out with people they were arguing with on the eps.
miles stories are hilarious when you see his directed “path” through the park as he is filming and cameras all around.and how he was falling for his best friend but on stories they were totally different.

I’ve just watched Mondays episode.
Willow is bloody annoying. Irritating facial expressions.

Maeva’s grilling of Issy - totally irrational.

And then Maeva going off at Liv. For really no reason (other than the script) - again, just makes her look a bit deranged.
On the topic of Issy - hot dad Mark!

They are merely a bouquet of backstabby, shitestirring, disrespectful, two faced cahnts. Feckin Inga too to Maeva. Short fecking memory.

Maeva love, I hope you are paid 10 times more than any of the rest of them.

I’m glad that Willow showed M’Julie up for the utter wipe that he is.

I’m glad that Em is showing herself up for the wipe that she is.
And allowing Ruby to be a shiny wipe alongside.

And plenty of holes/cahnts to test the new lube on/in/around.

At nearly £50 a pop, I’d rather have the prooooooovaaaaaaaaaunce dahlinks.

I will never understand your unconditional love of Maeva

It is far from unconditional love.

Just that in a sea full of bobbing cahnts, a nippy bastard is relatively benign. And probably more deserving of a life raft.

I would rather be a nippy bstard than a total cahnt. And there seems to be plenty of the latter in MIC.

I’d quite like to go in there actually. If only to rip some spare holes.

They can pop £25 worth of flowing oil in them.

@ArcaneWireless lovely to have you on board the MIC thread - there’s always a life raft for a ‘nippy bstard’ such as yourself here 😘

Weird series this time around, lots of strange liaisons and feuds out of nowhere… Ruby bolt-on boobs bezzie mates with Melissa..? She’s about as personality-free as Booby I suppose, so 🤷 and now Miles fancies her, so I guess she’ll be next whizzing round his revolving bedroom door. Harvey Turkey Teef Wallbanger-turned-Inga-banger lamenting losing Klingon-headed Emily to Sesame Street’s Bert while a strange-faced Gareth (Botox OD?) looks on, apparently they too are now ‘best mates’??

M’Julie has problems, and possibly some kind of anger issues/disorder. He can’t seem to help himself being a major bell end to the women in his life, when really he should be thanking his lucky stars that they even give him the time of day. I’d rather a threesome with Boris and Gove than a quick snog with ol’ M’Jul Dates ffs.

Won’t spoil for anyone not watching an episode ahead on All4, but suffice to say - Rez, sack the surgeon mate. And maybe even sue 😅

A beyootiful summary. 🥰

The return of Missy. I can’t remember which episode I’m on so apologies if I have motored ahead. Apparently she happily told Miles she doesn’t require lube. Does this constitute courting nowadays? Have I been going too formal with a shaken hand or mwah mwah air kiss? I’ll have to announce I don’t need lube and motorboat them vigorously henceforth. And it will be vigorous. They’re wangers and I’m over 50. There can be no finesse.

I haven’t seen Rez’s new coupon so that will be something to look forward to. or pin to the front door next Monday to deter the neds.

Just caught up.

Finding Willow unbelievably irritating and desperate. So a perfect match for M'Julie actually!

Really glad to have Melissa Bug Eyes back. I think some 'fresh' blood is so needed.

Big fan of Robbie's boyfriend. Liked him a lot last series and even more now. I think he's emotionally intelligent and really down to earth.

My favourite person on MIC remains Liv. I think she's really witty and a good mix of bitchy when needed but also a nice person. And Mental Maeva is just absolutely quality entertainment. Even if it's all scripted. We need her & she needs us so she doesn't end up in Saffron Waldon.

Also.. are we still expecting Ella from MAFS AUS to show up?? I hope so.

Urgh Melissa is back. I really dislike her. She comes across like she’s so much better than everyone else.

But she doesn’t need lube corgis

Odd thing to make a case for being better than everyone else. A moist minge. I’d be happier chatting about o levels.

She certainly doesn’t need lube for her eyes. If I recall, they span round in her sockets fairly frequently. She is the human edition of the eye roll emoji.

There will be a queue for the hook ups.

"a moist minge" 😂

It was so obvious what she was doing, really stuck out to me too.

Fuck me. I’ve just been looking up this Jomo bollocks. £48 for a tiny bottle of lube. I know the MIC lot are loaded. But really, that is an utter piss take (and there are loads of typos on the website!!)

I cannot abide Willow. She needs to fuck off back to Majorca ASAP. And take that bloody awful Melissa (I don’t need lube) with her.

I didn't think Julius did anything particularly wrong. He didn't sleep with her for the hell of it, that's actually unusual to see. He said a mean thing but she was banging on after a bloke she chased around d the world told her he wasn't interested.
Yes she should bugger off

OMG I was genuinely a bit moved and sad at what Tristan just said to James at the end of the episode. It did not actuallly look staged at all... I think he meant it.

I have gone off Maeva un petit peu.

I think I need to catch a grip.