The Apprentice: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

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@dillite

Hi all. I am in a nightmare hotel that could have been organised by one of the muppets off the show. It's dreadful.

You need to find a delivery service and order a crate of wine pronto...BASIL!!

Balloons for corporate clients? Is it a kiddie party?

God this is a total catastrophe

@dillite

Hi all. I am in a nightmare hotel that could have been organised by one of the muppets off the show. It's dreadful.

Sorry to hear that! Awful hotels are the pits

OMG seriously, this is as embarrassing as all the other tasks..

I fear that not ever an entire winery could make this more tolerable.

Oh god..

I don't get why they are cooking the food themselves either!
Kathryn and Stephanie are making such a hash of this.
Aaron and Brittany are doing v well!

Nick utterly useless

Sack them all..

This is a car crash

All that money and cook it yourself !
Unbelievable.

I actually can't watch. I've cringed so much I'm now inside out.

Make it stop!!!

Harpreet's team are going to win though. The track side tour actually looked well-done compared to the other one.

Aaron and Brittany are doing v well!

Agreed, their guests actually seem to be having a good time!

Worst performance yet

What happens when people get food poisoning from the shitty cooking skills of these muppets?

Full refunds looming.

@psychomath

Aaron and Brittany are doing v well!

Agreed, their guests actually seem to be having a good time!

Yes, agree.

Someone is going to vomit up their lunch

Is there a Covid reason for the non-catering? What we're they actually negotiating?

How can Stephanie and Kathryn blame the lunch for this appalling fuck up!

Harpreet talking crap again

The yellow team's experience is crap!

Harpreet has the charisma of a stale naan...