The Apprentice: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For next week /

@dillite

What happens when people get food poisoning from the shitty cooking skills of these muppets?

I'm hoping there was someone there to supervise!

Harpreet has the charisma of the naan and butter chicken on the way out..

Imagine if they had paid £700 for that?

Suralan is going to be livid

@ArticSaviour

Harpreet has the charisma of a stale naan...

I think I'd find a stale naan quite appealing if she were the alternative!

I don't get the food thing. Only thing I can think up is all the tasks are set up for them to fail.

Aren’t they supposed to be getting quite good by this stage? They’re getting even worse every week

Anyone else notice Suralan always puts his greasy paw on the door? Bet the cleaner is fummin...

Naan bread doesn't deserve the insult

Actually, I was just thinking. If the tasks are set up for them to fail, they do actually fail well AND they are getting better every week at the failure.

This boardroom is going to be epic

Pure lies from those two.

@LavenderAskew

Actually, I was just thinking. If the tasks are set up for them to fail, they do actually fail well AND they are getting better every week at the failure.

🤣🤣🤣

Why do they always say "and myself, yourself, etc etc"

Nick is so endearing

@Pebbledashery

Nick is so endearing

Does endearing mean irritating idiot?

You can tell Suralan liked the fact they said they'd do the washing up to knock some money off. It's the sort of thing he would have done when he was starting out

@topcat2014

Why do they always say "and myself, yourself, etc etc"

Because they think it makes them sound important and intelligent.

Suralan loves a joke

I actually can't call this one - both teams had some good bits and some really shit bits.

That lunch, though.

5kilos of rice 😂😂

I think the words me and you are banned from the board room

Oh, she's horrible. She told him to keep making rice.

Hope they throw harpreet under a bus