The Apprentice: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

For next week /

Harpreet just chats total shit

I love the idea of Claude watching at home with a right face on

I really hope Claude is well enough to do the interviews with this lot.

Stephanie just garbled a load of management corporate bollocks speak there

How Cringe would a corporate away day be

God this is so bad

@Pebbledashery

How Cringe would a corporate away day be

I would skive off work to avoid this

Since someone upthread said that Nick looked like the intern in W1A, I can’t help getting that image out of my mind.

@Riverlee

Since someone upthread said that Nick looked like the intern in W1A, I can’t help getting that image out of my mind.

Um yeah

I'd tell work I'll hold the fort to avoid going to this.

@Pebbledashery

How Cringe would a corporate away day be

Can imagine they're like weddings in terms of mumsnett awfulness

Maybe it depends this looks quite fun but those team building retreats nah

That sounded like a right snooze fest 😴

What the fuck? They have paid that much and they cook the fucking food themselves? They should have gone to Tesco!

I’d rather have the £245-£700 cash!

@ILoveYou3000

Arghhh why do teenagers decide they need a 'super important incredibly vital' conversation, that really wasn't either vital or important, at 9:01 on a Thursday night?!

Have I missed much?

They woke early, debated what the task would be.

The crappy remaining men didn't offer to be project managers.

Overpromised clients an experience.

Were shite at price negotiations.

That's up to speed

They have to cook the food???

@Riverlee

Since someone upthread said that Nick looked like the intern in W1A, I can’t help getting that image out of my mind.

Sorry that was me!!!

I hope Harpreet gets 100% refunds.

Ten minutes in a kitchen with Harpreet and I would tip her into the freezer

@Riverlee

I’d rather have the £245-£700 cash!

Same!!! Unless it was some sort of tax relief thing

This is a proper shit show

Kathryn and Stephanie are clueless. It is embarrassing.

@LavenderAskew

🤣🤣 thank you. So pretty much standard for this bunch then.

Harpreet really is awful isn't she?

Kathryn looks bored out of her mind.

@ArticSaviour

What the fuck? They have paid that much and they cook the fucking food themselves? They should have gone to Tesco!

How the fuck did that price not include someone professional cooking it for them? It's going to be shit....biggest nutfuck task so far in my opinion.

I'm hanging in for the home shopping task...

This task is making Cringe so badly

Hi all. I am in a nightmare hotel that could have been organised by one of the muppets off the show. It's dreadful.

Alright Harpeet 😂 I'd throw her in the massive oven if she was like that with me in the kitchen