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Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2021 16:17

Here you go x

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GertrudeBElion · 15/12/2021 21:49

I'm going right off JP and his allezing all over t'shop

awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:50

Fork to the face Greg, not face to the fork.

BotterMon · 15/12/2021 21:50

Watching Greg eat makes me heave.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:50

Beetroot
Coffee
Fish
Hmm

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:50

He even sounds like Denzil!

viques · 15/12/2021 21:50

@TheDogsMother

This food is way beyond Gregg. What on earth is he doing here unless he has just backed the veg truck up to the kitchens ?
They will dig a few cabbage leaves out of the bin, he won’t know the difference.
TheDogsMother · 15/12/2021 21:50

It's very much the series of turbot (and nasturtium leaves).

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:50

Dropping thread 6 shortly..

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littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:50

I don’t like him. He looks like a guy who spends a lot of time in a salon

I like a rough and ready guy

GertrudeBElion · 15/12/2021 21:51

@awesomekilick

Fork to the face Greg, not face to the fork.
😂😂😂
Wolfcub · 15/12/2021 21:51

Oh whoops more waste

GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:51

That pigeon wasn't overcooked. Dude.

Bagadverts · 15/12/2021 21:51

They are basically praising the creativity of the chef, nothing to with the finalists as they are being checked to ensure each plate is good.

viques · 15/12/2021 21:51

Overcooked? If you gave it back a feather it would fly.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:52

I bet JP shaves his chest..
In the mirror.

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Wolfcub · 15/12/2021 21:52

Be yourself on the plate oh no you must do it this way

TheDogsMother · 15/12/2021 21:52

Pigeon and Sardine offal ??

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:52

He’s being mean to Aaron. Gone off him. Like kicking a puppy.

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littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:53

Wtaf do they do with the skeleton

Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:53

That pigeon dish looks like what's left when you've finished eating.

viques · 15/12/2021 21:53

Am I the only one shouting oop every time he says Allez .

Do they eat the sardine bones?

Sunbird24 · 15/12/2021 21:54

@viques

Am I the only one shouting oop every time he says Allez .

Do they eat the sardine bones?

Yeah, crunchy, and a good source of calcium…
viques · 15/12/2021 21:54

@Pebbledashery

I bet JP shaves his chest.. In the mirror.
He practices that smell under the nose expression in the mirror too.
GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:55

Did he just say a scoop of ice cream was upside down? WTF?