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Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2021 16:17

Here you go x

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Wolfcub · 15/12/2021 21:38

Seriously, fish skeleton

awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:38

Dear god. Sardine skeleton

Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:38

As noticed by OhWhat upthread, TheDogs, credit where it's due!

Sunbird24 · 15/12/2021 21:39

Oh great, sardine entrails

viques · 15/12/2021 21:39

@blueberrycreampie. I think you freeze dry them and turn them into dessert with some dried puffed carrot rehydrated with the squeezed tea bags saved from the Dorchester breakfast trays.

I have just crossed the Dorchester off my bucket list. If I am going to pay their prices I expect them to cook the blumming food and make an effort rather than pretending aromatic water is a sauce.

Blueberrycreampie · 15/12/2021 21:39

The bonce of the sardine - don't think so!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:39

Ahem.
“It’s an underling. Moonlighting from his job as the policeman From ello ello”
Bloody lardo again. It’s fat innit?

littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:39

Wow wow skeleton ffs

Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:40

I thought that was an eviscerated pair of false teeth for a minute.

ilovesooty · 15/12/2021 21:40

Watching from the beginning now. See you all tomorrow.

GertrudeBElion · 15/12/2021 21:40

That sorbet looks a bit...fannyish

viques · 15/12/2021 21:41

@Wolfcub

Those flat spoons look impractical
I think they look eminently practical - for one thing they stop you eating the food!
Sunbird24 · 15/12/2021 21:41

Yeah, don’t think I’m interested in eating at The Dorchester either after this

Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:41

I credited you with the 'Allo, 'Allo spot a few posts ago, OhWhat!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:41

Cheers Halsall.
Nope, I’ve decided this takes wankery to a new level. In fact, I admire it, as it’s taking the mick out of those with more money than sense.

Bagadverts · 15/12/2021 21:41

In late to the thread. Wonder if Gregg is a guest?

GertrudeBElion · 15/12/2021 21:42

He has to 'pass' the sauce

Wow, that's dedication to the cuisinal cause!

GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:42

I really don't want a sauce swimming in oil for my dessert. Not taken by this food. But it is the wanky dining round, so it's par for the course.

littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:42

It is high end wankery

StoopitAutocarrot · 15/12/2021 21:43

See show leaves? Huh? Sure they’re not nettles foraged from out by the bins?

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Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:43

Monica is so elegant

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jay55 · 15/12/2021 21:43

@GertrudeBElion

He has to 'pass' the sauce

Wow, that's dedication to the cuisinal cause!

Like that cat shit coffee.
GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:43

Emily looks so much like her Dad.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:43

It’s emperors new clothes wankery.

awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:43

Arrrggghh Mon!! Turns any thinking straight woman gay without a moments hesitation