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Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2021 16:17

Here you go x

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Wolfcub · 15/12/2021 21:33

Those flat spoons look impractical

EsmaCannonball · 15/12/2021 21:33

This is like elevated Dickensian workhouse food.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:33

Carrot 5675 ways

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TheDogsMother · 15/12/2021 21:33

This is very pretty but I can't help thinking you would come away starving.

Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:33

JP certainly seems to have a definite je ne sais quoi

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:34

Someone give me a potato please

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littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:34

Jeez some tomatoes 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:34

God this chap is The Godfather of chefs

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:34

Something so uncomfortable about making someone a dish, watching them eat it, and them critique it opposite you.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:35

JP is a proper grown up bloke isn’t he? ☺️

TheDogsMother · 15/12/2021 21:35

Homage. Drink 👏

Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:35

@EsmaCannonball

This is like elevated Dickensian workhouse food.
LOL 😂
littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:35

Crap challenge.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:35

We all know JP gets a KFC on the way home from his shifts, let's not lie.

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:35

Ah, service day. Forgot about this.

GertrudeBElion · 15/12/2021 21:35

Methinks JP went off and got his packed lunch from the fridge after that.

Blueberrycreampie · 15/12/2021 21:36

Don't think I'll be going there anytime soon- I'd need fish and chips on the way home.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:36

Turbot and blood.

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Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:36

Good moaning, JP

Sunbird24 · 15/12/2021 21:36

‘Specially invited guests’…
It’s going to include the baldy twat isn’t it? FFS

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:36

Brigade cooking.
How, I wonder does one become a selected guest?
More bastard turbot.

jay55 · 15/12/2021 21:37

Burnt beetroot blurgh

TheDogsMother · 15/12/2021 21:37

@Halsall

Good moaning, JP
Ahh that's it !! The Ello Ello character.
GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:38

Bloody love beetroot. That fish looked amazing while it was cooking.

The coffee can fuck off, though. It's only for waking up and tiramisu.

Joblosspain · 15/12/2021 21:38

At least they acknowledge that these are invited guests rather than paying customers.