Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

[Pebbledashery]

Here you go x

I'd go to the Dorchester and demand that the chef came out and read the menu to me. I'd make sure to bring some Monster Munch and a Twix.

Oh, it's Denzil Dexter again

This food is all a bit exhausting. The precision, the environmental impact and not a carb in sight.

Liam losing ground in my mind to Dan whose attitude of hard work is more impressive than Liam's of bold self confidence

The Dorchester menu is too posh for me

Like that cat shit coffee.
Monkey shit isn’t it. But if you’ve been to Starbucks, cat shit is right.

I'm actually glad Daniel isn't in this round, I think he would be too stressful to watch.

Is that canapé a carrot 🤣🤣🤣

Oh bollocks, how did HE get in?

Doesn’t Marcus get to come to lunch?

Mon should wear that colour all the time. Rowwwrrr!

Surprised they let that munter Gregg in

Definitely no waste

@Halsall

Oh bollocks, how did HE get in?

No door policy.

That chef has mean lips

So much for no waste…

Can't be that posh if they've let Gregg in.

This food is way beyond Gregg. What on earth is he doing here unless he has just backed the veg truck up to the kitchens ?

So much for the no waste then

Mon is my girl crush I have to say

No waste, but very slightly darker fish won’t be used.

So remind me what was all that about not wasting anything? They're going to throw away that fish, aren't they?

No waste kitchen, but throws out that piece of turbot that was absolutely fine.

W*nker.

They'd turn their nose up at Greggs vegetables

JP is making my palms sweaty