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Masterchef The Professionals 5: Semi finals week!

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Pebbledashery · 07/12/2021 16:17

Here you go x

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GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:29

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Dh has just said “so it’s like a franchise then? Like macDonalds.” Yes pet. Gran!
Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:29

@GertrudeBElion

Say protein again Jean Philippe Blush
That made me weak at the knees too😂
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awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:29

[quote Pebbledashery]@awesomekillick is rubbing her hands together in vegetarian glory[/quote]
I am indeed!! Positively drooling (except the caviar and crab)

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:29

@EsmaCannonball

'The natural thing is something that is very important to me.' Forager?
Think he’ll have a minion to forage for him.
Halsall · 15/12/2021 21:29

Wot, no three-cornered leeks? I'm not going back there, then.

littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:29

Oh no he has white shoes on. 🤦‍♀️

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:30

Nan alert

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jay55 · 15/12/2021 21:30

That's a late Nan mention. Drink.

Sunbird24 · 15/12/2021 21:30

Not even a hint of puffed rice…

GertrudeBElion · 15/12/2021 21:30

JP needs to prep himself for veg water, three ways

TheDogsMother · 15/12/2021 21:30

He has a fabulously Clouseau accent, if anyone remembers him.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:30

@GertrudeBElion

JP needs to prep himself for veg water, three ways
😂
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Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:31

A salt baked carrot 🤔

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viques · 15/12/2021 21:31

How can it be “no waste” when they are cooking one dish for one person using a box of veg that would feed me for a week, and I eat a lot of veg!

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:31

No one gets booted now though? It’s just a day out.

Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:31

JP you sexy beast

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awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:31

@GertrudeBElion

JP needs to prep himself for veg water, three ways
GrinGrinGrin
GrouchyKiwi · 15/12/2021 21:32

I assume they go back to MC HQ and cook something else?

Blueberrycreampie · 15/12/2021 21:32

@viques

How can it be “no waste” when they are cooking one dish for one person using a box of veg that would feed me for a week, and I eat a lot of veg!
Yes and what happens to the casing that the carrot was baked in?
awesomekilick · 15/12/2021 21:32

Ooh hand-dived scAllops on that menu. Takes foraging to a new depth

littlbrowndog · 15/12/2021 21:32

Bits of carrots hardly a meal ffs

viques · 15/12/2021 21:32

I hope the Dorchester chef loves carrots.......

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/12/2021 21:33

Very pretty. Very carrotty
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Pebbledashery · 15/12/2021 21:33

I'd be suitably underwhelmed by this food

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