MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

@JaneJeffer

I ended up skipping ahead because I was so sick of Bryce and Melissa. They deserve each other as far as I'm concerned. If her ex's wife didn't put her off shagging him Bryce's girlfriend would count for nothing in her eyes. Right pair of fuckers.

The producers have a lot to answer for.

Loved Bec's face when the footage was shown even though I'm a tad suspicious that we're being played

I wondered if it was to do with her being so used to sharing a bloke that she didn't mind much about the alleged girlfriend. It's all really sad. I hope he is somewhat less of a dick now that there are children involved...oh, and a puppy....who gets a fucking puppy when they're pregnant...with twins?! Morons.

@Benjispruce5

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I am not watching another series!!! I’m not, I’m not, I’m not!!!!!

Come on Benji, see you for series 9?

@TitsInAbsentia

There was something about an anti gay video rant from one of the guys (Jason?) but I haven't actually seen it.

I watched the video. It wasn't really anti gay rant. Jason was drunk and was waffling into the camera and called Liam homosexual. Georgia was in the video in the background.

She wouldn't have been pregnant at the point they got the puppy, but yes they got pregnant astonishingly quickly. They were ten weeks early though, and not due until next month.

Oh yeah I knew about the twins, googled Bryce & Melissa at the weekend when I was bored.

So the burning question of the evening is, when is mysterious missing season (7?) going to appear on All4??

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Good on you Melissa.

Go to the neddy’s mouth.

Not listen to a bunch of gossipy harpies.

Two people know the score.

It is up to her what she wants to believe.

Smoke and fire?

I’ve heard that. I got a raft of lies pushed to me by a bitter bully of a colleague. Absolutely no truth in it. If there had been, I’d have been MNing forever from the clink.

I don’t hold with smoke and fire.

Totally agree with this.

I think things have come out since that suggest it was massively fabricated and a narrative pushed by producers the second they got a sniff that Bryce had been engaging in booty calls before the show

Considering there are 400,000 people in Canberra it's rather astounding that THREE people in the ixperiment got random phone calls/saw in a bar directly from Bryce's close friends

@GreenLunchBox

"yeah, Wally, thanks for that, I found yer" 🤣

Loved this!!

@sunshinelover69

Dog didn't look poorly either.

Well she hammed it up about poor little Oscar until her 'old burn' came in the room he gets ditched and left to yelp

@Sunbird24

Now who would actually submit a video diary entry without watching it back…? 🤔

Apparently they can't, they can't rewatch, delete or edit the diaries. Presumably so the natural filming process isn't interferes with

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Twins?

Awwww. 👶🏽 👶🏽

So he did care.

And she got the things she wanted.

And Bec is flogging vibrators.

#winning

And Liam is with a man now.

If you listen carefully you'll hear the sounds of absolutely no one being surprised at all

And Bec's dog just died

I hope Jake has a lovely girlfriend.

No @DeegeeDee I can’t do it to my brain or my DH!

Poor Jake but I'm very glad Bec got her comeuppance. Although the baying masses and the ixperts were shamefully quiet!

And why is Beth so invested in Bec? I wonder if she knew Bec was looking for a way out of the relationship and that's why she posted a video of a perfectly innocent kiss.

So disappointed that Liam wasn't pulled apart by everyone too. Totally glossed over as just a shame it didn't work out ...WTF??

I fully understand that the Bryce story was pushed by the production, but he wasn't open and honest with Melissa so he handed it to them on a plate.

@MrsCatE

My little ducky. I know you watch this thread instead of the programme but if ye can, take a wee look at the last one. I promise you will love it.

I was speechless. Well nearly. 😘 xx

Not surprised here pantaloons

Not at all.

Shame about the hound though. I’d not wish that misery on anyone 😢

Of course Bryce had a girlfriend on the outside, thing is it doesn’t matter to Melissa, so long as she isn’t single anymore, who cares if she what kind of a lying narcissist father she hoists onto those kids, it was a waste of time even talking to them.

Liam, walked away answering for nothing.

Bec, I thought they were going to say the dog didn’t exist! Her face when she was busted! Wow! I’m sure Jake we will have no shortage of women lining up to suck the life out of him.

I instastalked them all, Russell’s page is exactly what you would expect.

Aren’t bel and pat still together?

Not anymore @Rummikub

Oh wow!
What happened?

Bec couldn’t keep a straight face when she was confronted. Just comes across smug. Poor Jake.

Dog didn't look poorly either

Oscar actually died this year so I'll let her off on that, but I thought the same when I watched it that he looked like a young dog and not one likely to have 'heart and valve disease' like she said

I’m sure Jake we will have no shortage of women lining up to suck the life out of him.
🤣

@YourFinestPantaloons

Considering there are 400,000 people in Canberra it's rather astounding that THREE people in the ixperiment got random phone calls/saw in a bar directly from Bryce's close friends

That's what I said earlier. Australia is a massive country but this show makes it seem tiny! 😂

Missed the beginning of tonight’s so just watching now.
Up to Alana and Jason- that made me teary watching their reaction!