MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

It would appear that him and Jo are very good friends now.

Wonder if that was before or after the teeth also 🧐

Disclaimer - I know nowt.

Wait... what??

Jo and Patrick??

There was a little tiny rumour which was quashed under the friends hat.

Which is fine.

But why would you choose to spend time with a chaos vampire? Even one with gleaming chops?

Unless it is

A. A friendship
B. More than that
C. A desperate attempt to remain relevant.
D. None of the above.
E. All of the above.

Didn't see that one coming @SheldonesqueTheBstard. My vote is for answer C.

I’m a softy
I think A

C for me also.

If he was a relevance vampire, he’d be 3/4 full by now.

I’ve got my d and e mixed up but you get my drift. 😏

Would also pick option c.

Such cynics 😱

I guess I am watching my second Christmas film of the afternoon though.

I am a cynical auld trout but I want to believe in love too rummikub

As I too watch Christmas films, I reflect on the absolute shite job they’ve managed to make of it in a real life ixperiment by mostly casting wannabes, click lovers, likers and influencers.

In real life you don’t have people turning up to dinner parties with strangers wearing a frock slit up to their lulu and their baps being free range.

“ wearing a frock slit up to their lulu and their baps being free range.”

😂😂😂
My favourite line of the thread

And clearly it goes without saying but because it is me,I shall say it anyway.

Crochet should not be relied upon to cover your tuppence or your modesty. Unless you are a toilet roll.

A woman at work used to say tuppence. Really couldn’t cope with that!

I do wonder about the crochet clothes. Someone must have commented? My dd made a lockdown crochet crop top.. maybe this is how it starts.

Sorry for the coinage reference. I will refrain. It just seemed in keeping with the fashion of the time when crochet was a big thing. (I was there)

Crochet clothes can be quite lovely.

I worried for her in case weaselly got hold of a loose end and unravelled her.

And then tied her up a bit with the unpickings so he could keep playing happy clappy with her feet.

I thought the same with the dress he bought. One snip of the ring holding the top and bottom together and she would have been all Birth of Venus before you could say Botticelli.

I’ve over-thought things I know 😬

😂😂😂

It’s good to let your mind run where it wants 😂

I am reminded of a phrase that Janey Katz used to describe Alan Partridge.

Clinically fascinating.

You will not be surprised to hear that it has been said about me once or twice.

You will also not be surprised to hear that it isn’t meant as flattering. 🥴

Think I’m also clinically fascinating

All the best ones are!

🍷☺️

[heaves herself through portal and lies panting on the ground - sweat pooling around her in a comely manner. Takes a breath, stands up - throws grappling hook to the side and strides to the thread]
'Jack's back!!! Bwahaha!'
I got thrown out of MN - Fu£k knows why, I'm not a rude cow - honest - apart from the times I was banned. This time even MN claimed they hadn't got foggiest. Thank you @SheldonesqueTheBstard for reaching out but couldn't get in to respond! Have now joined via app and it's going to take days to catch up. Hope all you wonderful vipers are well!

@MrsCatE

Welcome back from the wilderness! Glad your sweaty little self is fine x 🤗

I don’t believe you are rude and it was clearly a wee administrative error so all is good if you are back. We are all human. We make wee mistakes from time to time. No harm done.

So how the very devil are you?

I couldn’t reply last night because our neck of the woods was getting battered and so work was fairly busy if not chaos.

Has anyone seen that Maaaaaarfa is on Aussie Apprentice. Same whiney voice. Can't wait to see Sr'Alan put her in her place.

Have only seen a couple.

S’ralun seemingly loves her from what I’ve seen.

That whine must remind him on the early days computers firing up…

I reckon he just loves the drama she creates @SheldonesqueTheBstard but I've only seen the first episode so far, where she was mainly just touching up her makeup in the mirror and pouting.

sunshine quite possibly.

She fairly brings the drama. 😉

I've been thinking of watching aussie apprentice but if marfa is in it not sure I can...is she still frying tonight?

She was on the episodes I caught.

Still no likey for me.