MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

I fucking hate this twat

I like Melissa's dress, suits her. And yeah, we all know a Johnny/Kerry couple, makes my cold heart thaw a little.

If Melissa says yes, then I am going to be near on certain that we haven’t been party to how nice Bryce can be.

Either that or she feels this is her shot at the prize.

The woman has grown stronger and I think she is now nails.

If they do stay together I hope he buttons that gert flapping tongue of his and that she gets to feel loved and cherished.

And if he is unfaithful I hope his jewels are turned into snags.

I can’t even stand his voice 🥴

He is such a smug prick. I'd bloody love it if she dropped him on his arse but I fear she will just give him a little ear bashing and then accept his bullshit. Eurgh.

UGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

@dollyknocker

He is such a smug prick. I'd bloody love it if she dropped him on his arse but I fear she will just give him a little ear bashing and then accept his bullshit. Eurgh.

Course she will. She's too desperate to "feel loved" and he knows it.

All that stuff about not being able to be loved.... and she totally told him just how to play her like a fiddle when she told him about her fear of abandonment. He knows precisely what to say and do to make her "feel loved" and jeepcher hanging like a desperate puppy.

She needs therapy, not Bryce.

"Keep her hanging..." obviously

Bleurgh 🤢

Bryce's bog brush hair needs cutting properly. It bothers me. As does he.

Johnny and Kerry seems so genuine. Their feelings are palatable.
Bryce is so fake. He’s saving face.

Well the heart won.

Please Christ he doesn’t let her down and that he shows her the care that we weren’t permitted to see.

Because she sure as eggs sees something in him.

Well this is going to be like watching a puppy get murdered in slow motion

Poor StonerJase.

Oh ducky. She’s no good for you.

Don’t you break him Alan.

She’s not ready to settle down either.

Is she going to change her mind?

She shouldn’t have made her decision on what he said.

I can’t see them lasting. The a noise on the end of her sentences will outlast them.

To the grave-a.

Do the couples on these things ever actually break up at this point? Or do they save it all for after filming has stopped? (Cynical me)
Not watched the back catalogue.

Aye. Some have broken up at the vow renewal altar.

I suspect something similar might happen tomorrow if that trailer is anything to go by.

Melissa looks different from when she entered the experiment. I don't know if she's lost weight or something? Her make up has also changed.

Recorded it and only 5 mins worth watching, can’t resist it anymore after tonight, I’m going for the spoilers

I think Melissa is carrying herself differently. The lass seems to me that she is swinging the biggest pair of baws in the ixperiment.

I’m desperately avoiding the spoilers. I’ve had weeks of swerving sidebars of shame. weeks.

Kin ell, that’s all I say now I’ve gone for spoilers

Be still my growing nose…