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MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/11/2021 18:40

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 02:53

Just watched the repeat.

To give the now probably positively sticky Patty his due, he did say something akin to ‘she kept having a pop at Bryce and then did that herself’

And then Kerry pipes up ‘you just don’t say anything - you don’t need to’

Well missy. Yes you do say something. If you are all going to call out one person then you do it to them all.

Bryce, as said, is a knob and a fibber.

She has led on a decent seeming bloke and tried to get off with saying she’d pashed her brother. That is quite the fancy lie.

And nobody had a go. Muttered yes but no full on pops. And the ixperts were positively mute.

And there, in the wilderness, do we see the lesser spotted yellow bellied sheeple. Cowering at the feet of the grand wasp. Not a Queen. Not a bee.

A wasp.

A dirty big fat lying hypocritical wasp.

Who decided the best lie to go with was that it was her brother. Not the plumber. Not her mate. Not the vet. Not a random. Her brother.

Eeeee.

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Hearwego · 17/11/2021 05:56

Still annoyed that Liam totally snubbed Georgia. No need whatsoever. No class.
After he destroyed her character before the commitment ceremony in front of everyone saying his friends would hate her. Charming!
I’m sure his friends are all dicks too.
Georgia shouldn’t be too disappointed, she married a man that didn’t want a woman. Any excuse to end the relationship.
Maybe she could hook up with Jake?,..

Curbaisti · 17/11/2021 07:40

Well qell well Grin great episode. Got Bec is a nasty.iece of work.

How come Jake being a Charity CEO could move to Perth so easily? Even my lowly little 3 day a week job would require a bit of work and time before I could bugger off

Sunbird24 · 17/11/2021 08:07

Things like CEO are probably much easier to do remotely?

burnoutbabe · 17/11/2021 08:23

When booka said "do you want us to ignore all the people calling us about Bryce" I just thought why would people call booka etc? Why not just contact Melissa if there is something to say?

I assume he just had a fling before he came in, it's not like these people are supposed to be monks before they are in the experiment.

The non speaking women was there last night as well, Chris's date, next to Russel on the couch in black dress. Strange when they are pretty much not acknowledged publicly at all.

Orgasmagorical · 17/11/2021 09:18

What I can't understand is why Jake was so keen on Bec. I know we only got to see what they chose to show us but FFS, she couldn't have made it more obvious if she'd written it down for him.

Sunbird24 · 17/11/2021 10:06

I did see an article that suggested there were reports at the time saying Bryce broke up with Courtney 2 weeks before filming ended, but I can’t find it now

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 17/11/2021 10:35

@YourFinestPantaloons

Considering there are 400,000 people in Canberra it's rather astounding that THREE people in the ixperiment got random phone calls/saw in a bar directly from Bryce's close friends
It's not really,it's easy to find people on SM and contact them. That doesn't surprise me at all.
Benjispruce5 · 17/11/2021 12:56

I think they contacted Booka and Sam as they live in the same city and have mutual contacts.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 15:16

I read that sunbird

2 weeks before the ixperiment ended is proper shite but it could have been just doing it ‘officially’ so there was no misunderstanding if Melissa came home to his. It wasn’t though she was a long term squeeze either.

Who knows?

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TitsInAbsentia · 17/11/2021 15:51

Liam and current squeeze who was on mafnz i think www.instagram.com/p/CQj51EjLXVF/

Parboiled ham!! Classic! www.instagram.com/p/CPttWAfLEXm/

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 15:55

Like a smoked ham hough!!!

Quality!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙂🙂

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Huffpot · 17/11/2021 15:56

I'm catching up but have been stopped in my tracks as for some reason episode 28 is missing from the app...it skips from 27 to 28 🤯

MrsTimRiggins · 17/11/2021 15:58

It makes me so annoyed that no one called out Liam for being a rude cunt. Why did no one have Georgia’s back there?!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 16:05

Aye mrstim

Same with Bec too.

I’m hoping season 9 has less sheeple and more good eggs on it.

Just no eggs like the aforementioned. I would’ve gone all Humpty Dumpty on his arse if I’d have been there.

Nasty and rude.

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MrsTimRiggins · 17/11/2021 16:11

Just no eggs like the aforementioned. I would’ve gone all Humpty Dumpty on his arse if I’d have been there
I’ve just name changed from Ugh… but this type of comment is why we all missed you so much on previous threads 😂
Bec is vile. The bitterness and contempt for everyone else just drips from her… does she ever stop sneering?!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 16:19

I reckon that possible tweakments practitioners put in a stitch for the perma sneer so that she could concentrate on rolling her eyes.

mrstimonceugh 😉

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TitsInAbsentia · 17/11/2021 16:29

Think he's off the guest list...
punkee.com.au/married-at-first-sight-bryce-spat-on-security-guard/120962

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 16:48

That will be my straw if he spat.

Tis the behaviour of a mink. 🤬

I hate spitting.

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MrsTimRiggins · 17/11/2021 16:50

[quote TitsInAbsentia]Think he's off the guest list...
punkee.com.au/married-at-first-sight-bryce-spat-on-security-guard/120962[/quote]
That is fucking repulsive.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 17/11/2021 17:26

Just watched an interview with Melissa saying she had the Pfizer jab and 14 hours later went into premature labour. Interesting, all my friends and me had unexpected periods after the jab even those of us who rarely get them now as menopausal.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 17/11/2021 17:29

That video is really awful, he's so aggressive.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 17:39

mrspp

That’ll be interesting come my booster jab.

I have as much enthusiasm for a revisit by auntie Flo as I would experiencing phlegm de Bryce or an angry egg turning up at my door.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 17/11/2021 17:41

Or the female Aussie elvis and her affectionate brother.

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MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 17/11/2021 17:45

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

mrspp

That’ll be interesting come my booster jab.

I have as much enthusiasm for a revisit by auntie Flo as I would experiencing phlegm de Bryce or an angry egg turning up at my door.

I hope you avoid it but we all did , small bleed on the first and the second, booster in December so we'll see. I remember saying at the time it's a good job we're not all pregnant.
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