MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

Personal trainer?

Of what? Budgies?

Although I’m up for biscuits and rosé if that was an invite tits 🤗

No wonder Bec's advertising vibrators 😁

[quote sunshinelover69]@TitsInAbsentia I need specific Google directions - haven't managed to unearth any more shit yet.[/quote]
Main issue I have is a lot of things seem to have mysteriously been deleted when you try to follow links..odd that...

Have people not googled the big news yet!

Is she?

Classy.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Although I’m up for biscuits and rosé if that was an invite tits 🤗

It is but only if you eat the biscuits off Pat's belly.... boak

@FAQs

Have people not googled the big news yet!

I need more to go on ... I've not found anything out (other than the twins, you don't mean that do you?)

[quote sunshinelover69]@TitsInAbsentia I need specific Google directions - haven't managed to unearth any more shit yet.[/quote]
Here's Melissa's instagram. instagram.com/lissrawson?utm_medium=copy_link

Come on then.

What’s the big news?

It is safe now surely?

I need more to go on ... I've not found anything out (other than the twins, you don't mean that do you?

Yes the twins of course 🤣🤣

Ye clarty moch tits 🤣

Sunlight soap in the kisser for you 🧼 🤣

Wait, what everyone knew about the twins already?!

Twins?

Awwww. 👶🏽 👶🏽

So he did care.

And she got the things she wanted.

And Bec is flogging vibrators.

#winning

Levi n Tate were the big news.
I think the only bodies still together are Jerry, but that's not surprising maybe.
Bec has a great career promoting vibrators on her insta.
Belinda's 'innocence' has been called in to question a lot. however lots of the 'evidence' has now gone ie photos deleted. It's all related to some 70 year old dude who used to work as a doorman at some shitty club she frequented (no doubt she wore some of her fantabulous creations there).

LIAM...I'll let you all look up Liam but suffice to say no strap on required...

There was something about an anti gay video rant from one of the guys (Jason?) but I haven't actually seen it.

I think many people knew about the twins because of the sodding Daily Mail!

Wow that was a doozy! Bec was exposed for the cruel cow we thought she was.
I knew about the twins as DH blurted it out weeks ago thinking I knew.
It’s shocking!!

I ended up skipping ahead because I was so sick of Bryce and Melissa. They deserve each other as far as I'm concerned. If her ex's wife didn't put her off shagging him Bryce's girlfriend would count for nothing in her eyes. Right pair of fuckers.

The producers have a lot to answer for.

Loved Bec's face when the footage was shown even though I'm a tad suspicious that we're being played

Poor Melissa’s self esteem is so non existent she would put up with absolutely anything from that knobhead. Now she’s tied to him forever after having two kids. I’m sure some of the series was scripted/manufactured for drama, but my god what a horrible man Bryce was.

Where did they get that footage though? From Bec herself? It’s all a bit fishy.

@TitsInAbsentia

There was something about an anti gay video rant from one of the guys (Jason?) but I haven't actually seen it.

Saw a clip and there's a podcast further down in the link posted on Sunday I think.

The podcast says there was a longer vid with more homophobic, racist and fat shaming of Liam. He pulled them up at the final dinner party and they refused to apologise as Johnny as a gay sibling and Georgia Bessie is also gay. It split the group in two and the producers have nixed it all.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I am not watching another series!!! I’m not, I’m not, I’m not!!!!!

And my grammar is shite as its way past bedtime.

Also why Jason dumped Alan via text as something Johnny suggested so she couldn't tell him off for being a homo racist dick or something weird like that.