MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

She was only ever in it for the Insta career. She strung him along like a right mug. Poor Jake.

I'm still baffled how Beck decided to wear such an awful 'dress'. I mean she has a good figure but that just makes her look bogging.

Yes, you're bloody right, plus her face, it didn't say regret it was more "oops" in a give zero shits way.

Yeah, she still doesn't care. I'd be mortified. I'd have to run away. She's just brass necking it out

I bet Queen Bee Bec still has support from the others.

And she had the nerve to be all holier than thou about the NYE kiss!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

So where is the piley on onto that fucker? Hmm?

It's Queen Bee Nobody's going to pile on to her

@dapsnotplimsolls

And she had the nerve to be all holier than thou about the NYE kiss!

Classic projection again

@GreenLunchBox

Wait til you Google the contestants after this show. There's an even bigger shock to come ....The Big Spoiler! 🤐🤐🤐

Bigger than the Bec 'ting? 🤯

@sunshinelover69

She was only ever in it for the Insta career. She strung him along like a right mug. Poor Jake.

Last time I checked she's not got that many insta followers

@sunshinelover69

She was only ever in it for the Insta career. She strung him along like a right mug. Poor Jake.

Oh yeah...that insta career....mwah ha ha! Don't forget to google it after the show kids

And stringing someone along, plus getting it on like Aristotle (and on and on I reckon) is fucking worse than buying someone a present.

Judged 👩🏽‍⚖️

Oh yeah...that insta career....mwah ha ha! Don't forget to google it after the show kids grin

😂😂😂

Oh yeah, you can Google all the contestants in about 10 mins!

Aristotle? Autocarrot!!! 🧐

ARISTON

Bigger than the Bec 'ting? 🤯

Yup
Can't wait to see your reactions

I really hope Jake has found a decent human being.

All right Beth 🙄

There ain’t enough brass rings in the world for that neck.

Ooh I fucking hate liars and hypocrites.

Brother? Yer hole couldn’t be deeper lass.

And the ixperts gloss over it. 🤬

How many crochet dolly outfits do we think Bel has?

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Aristotle? Autocarrot!!! 🧐

ARISTON

I'm still salty Kerry and Johnny didn't get this

Oh god I can't remember, we don't go over the alleged deflowering of Belinda again do we?

Bod of a truly inspirational personal trainer there...if he was training me to eat biscuits and drink rose...

Bel. I do not wish to hear of your fffannyfffflutter. The first time was plenty.

@TitsInAbsentia I need specific Google directions - haven't managed to unearth any more shit yet.