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MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 11/11/2021 18:40

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

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TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2021 20:09

Couldn't have put it better myself!

GreenLunchBox · 16/11/2021 20:09

Haha, thanks for the explanations

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2021 20:11

@GreenLunchBox

Everyone else gets videos to look back on. Kerry and Johnny don't get anything even though they're the most solid couple 🙄🤔
Rude innit. Like thanks but you've been ZERO entertainment! Heaven forbid we see too much footage of happy people.
TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2021 20:15

Sorry if I've missed it but how mean does Mel's make up make her look...eyes like pish holes in the snow!

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:16

I appreciate the honesty on the couch.

You can leave your vowels at the door.

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GreenLunchBox · 16/11/2021 20:16

Rude innit. Like thanks but you've been ZERO entertainment!
Heaven forbid we see too much footage of happy people.

Johnny even said "Awwww, don't we get to see a little video of ourselves?" Sad

dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2021 20:17

This could be interesting.

GreenLunchBox · 16/11/2021 20:17

Nothing Liam would have altered? 🤔

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:18

What an arrogant bastard of an expression.

I feel my gall bladder becoming engorged. 🤬

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:19

Georgia never judged.

No she didnae.

But then you treated her like shite.

Not cool.

I judge you for that you great crocodileyteary hole that ye are.

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LewisFan · 16/11/2021 20:19

Liam and Bryce have perfected the use of tears in emotionally controlling the room.

It enrages me.

LewisFan · 16/11/2021 20:20

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Georgia never judged.

No she didnae.

But then you treated her like shite.

Not cool.

I judge you for that you great crocodileyteary hole that ye are.

Hear hear!
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:22

Sorry but Liam top trumps Bryce in the cunt stakes.

Bryce ain’t far behind but he hasn’t displayed his inner hole as proudly as Liam did.

Close. But no sock.

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LewisFan · 16/11/2021 20:23

Still gaslighting... Still lying.

He is AWFUL.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:24

Our pride and stubbornness?

Yours mate.

Own it ye cock.

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GreenLunchBox · 16/11/2021 20:24

'my first real love'

Come on, Georgia Angry

99victoria · 16/11/2021 20:24

Why have the experts not called Liam out on his behaviour?

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:26

And I see I’m about to lose my shite with Bryce by the look of that clip…

Still think liam and Mansam and Bec are worse.

Bryce is a cock but the others all have the stink of the midden about them.

So there.

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TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2021 20:26

Still convinced it's because Georgia said no to wearing a strap on.

GreenLunchBox · 16/11/2021 20:27

@99victoria

Why have the experts not called Liam out on his behaviour?
It's annoying but it's like Georgia was put in for Liam. Sod her feelings, it's all about someone who will 'accept' him 🙄
dapsnotplimsolls · 16/11/2021 20:28

@TitsInAbsentia

Still convinced it's because Georgia said no to wearing a strap on.
😁
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:28

Why have the experts not called Liam out on his behaviour?

Bet they do a proper piley on on Bryce though.

Fair enough.

But the ixperts are partisan. Or blinkered. Or following the script.

Liam should have had a new hole ripped.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:29

Oh yes lunchbox

Cannon peg-on fodder she was.

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GreenLunchBox · 16/11/2021 20:30

@TitsInAbsentia

Still convinced it's because Georgia said no to wearing a strap on.
Hahahaha

He was honestly repulsed by her. I wouldn't be surprised if he comes out as gay, not bi.

Georgia is gorgeous but he just didn't fancy her. In fact he was projecting when he said his friends would 'hate' her.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 16/11/2021 20:30

Fucking Bec and mansam pipping up already.

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