MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

Brett was cringeing so hard he almost turned himself inside out 😂

I 100% reckon that Bryce moving to Melbourne wasn't a selfless act of giving up his life. I think he got sacked from his job for being a twat on national telly and is now cocklodging at Melissa's.

Why are they just showing everyone the horrible bits?

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Why are they just showing everyone the horrible bits?

Same reason they didn't show anything of Jerry

Yup sunshine.

Although I do think he is very fond of her here - and she didn’t up and move which was encouraging.

I have a feeling Melissa wears the socks here. In fact I’m convinced.

@sunshinelover69

I 100% reckon that Bryce moving to Melbourne wasn't a selfless act of giving up his life. I think he got sacked from his job for being a twat on national telly and is now cocklodging at Melissa's.

I reckon so too

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Yup sunshine.

Although I do think he is very fond of her here - and she didn’t up and move which was encouraging.

I have a feeling Melissa wears the socks here. In fact I’m convinced.

I'm glad he did the moving too

He only did the moving because job opps are better where Melissa lives. Canberra is a bit of a dead end (apols anyone from/living in Canberra!)

Ah the way Pob says "tinshun"...what will I do now this season is over?!

Pat has ejaculated.

Buckle in

BOOOOOM!

Second time around still hugely disappointed she didn't punch him in the dick...

Och Bryce 😱

@TitsInAbsentia

Second time around still hugely disappointed she didn't punch him in the dick...

Me too!

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

Pat has ejaculated.

🤣🤣🤣

He seems to think it's funny that he's been caught. Cockwomble.

Everyone said that would have been a bizarre thing to make up

Why lie when you know it will all come out?

On the telly box?

I still think the others are worse. Sorry. But I do.

Unless he got Pat to plaster of Paris his Johnson into a vibrating present…

I’m currently watching the dinner party from last night. Why was Liam such an arsehole to Georgia? How was she fake? She accepted him for being bisexual.
She’s so much better off without him.
I bet Liam is in a gay relationship soon anyway. I don’t think it would have worked long term.
Georgia was too good for Liam.

W

Bryce is such a joker

Keeps lying to the end 🤣

Script following?