MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

@dapsnotplimsolls

Who's Jerry?

Johnny & Kerry

I am watching live tits my love. 🤓

Bunch of hypocrites so far.

@TitsInAbsentia

Gottle o geer!

😂😂

Coco's face ain't movin none either, it's like it's made of plasticine.

was just going to say Coco was puffed...

"yeah, Wally, thanks for that, I found yer" 🤣

Ahhh, I think they tried to be everyone's friend but it didn't really work.

You can move plasticine.

I call cement.

Good thing about watching second time is you spot things you didn't first time...like.. Cameron is sporting some of that rare commodity knows as SOCKS!

Wally 😂

Tell her, Alana

Wash your mouth out tits

Socks on Mafs? What fresh heaven is that? 😁

Who made bloody Pat judge and jury?! Look at his gleeful little snaggle-toothed face!

I'm glad John is holding them to account.

Samfemme is Sindy.

Like twins.

Sam came onto the show for genuine reasons it seems

Alana dressed like she's going to do a contempowaft dance on strictly.
Jason still looking like he's been on the razzle all night....

Pat is virtuous. Pat is good. In his head.

Pat is the nearest thing I’ve seen in real life to an Eyes Wide Shut person.

I find him positively creepy. I don’t like people who get hard on the drama.

There’s an image you won’t get rid of.

You’re welcome 😉

Jason has aged during the show

Alana dressed like she's going to do a contempowaft dance on strictly

At least she hasn’t gone all page 3.

Keep hearing carrie’s mam going all ‘dirty pillows’ on the bappage displays.

@TitsInAbsentia

Alana dressed like she's going to do a contempowaft dance on strictly. Jason still looking like he's been on the razzle all night....

Please tell me what contempowaft is. They keep saying it on the strictly threads and I don't get it 😂

Contemporary dance. In the style of a wafting feather. With bare feet.

And a shite load of angst mostly.

Contemporary wafting otherwise known as dance? That's my guess

But Rose’s was a happy waft on Saturday past.😍

Everyone else gets videos to look back on. Kerry and Johnny don't get anything even though they're the most solid couple 🙄🤔