MAFS8/4. Thy name is Ausisblandlikeus, of all things. Look on our works, ye Scriptwriters, and despair!

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Gone classical innit?

Although was debating to go full Bunty or semi twinkle.

I got the impression last night that Melissa knows exactly what is going on but continues to put up with it regardless. He always calls Melissa 'this girl' or 'my wife'. It's all very impersonal.

Melissa would have made a great politicians wife. She’s got a touch of Melania about her

You can’t say boob shaming is harsh when others have face shamed Liam. Just saying.

Yeah but no one prefixed it with “My face is amazing, but Liams face…”

Also there’s the inherent misogyny that emboldens people to comment on and rank women’s bodies, but this probably isn’t the thread to discuss this.

I'm so hoping the bombshell relates to Bec because she's been vile throughout or Liam because his treatment of Georgia at the dinner party and final ceremony was revolting.

I think the Bryce situation has been made quite clear- there was a casual relationship before the experiment and he 'kept his options open' at the start of his time with Melissa. Not a 'girlfriend on he outside'. Melissa is fully aware of that and has chosen to accept it (and the rest of his shit).

Liam was utterly vile to poor Georgia, made himself look a classless rude fool imo.
Melissa is an idiot but she’s made her choice. I think the faux concern for Melissa is certainly not that which drives the pack, but rather the fact that Bryce is so thoroughly twattish that no one can stand him. Any excuse to have a go then.
My main thought while watching wasn’t about Melissa, however, or Liam, or Bryce, or any other knob sat around the table but rather about gorgeous chris. Come back gorgeous chris 😭

Liam is a horrible person, with no class. He didn’t need to hug her but he could have been civil! He’s just shown his true colours anyway, but good on Georgia for keeping her composure.

I think Melissa has weighed up being with Bryce over being alone, and has chosen him as she doesn’t want to be alone, think she’s got her eyes on the prize and would have made it work with anybody.

Bec has been looking for an exit route since day one, can’t believe Jake has managed to delude himself for so long. I’m also not sire why she even bothered wearing clothes, she might as well have just flashed everyone - that split in her dress! I mean fair play to her, I have never in my life had the figure to wear something like that but jeezo!

Bec is deluded- she really believes her own shit. Bryce is stubbornly nasty.
Coco is irritating. But manSam takes the crown of vileness. Why does he/ the other couples/ the experts/ the producers think it's acceptable to show him insulting and baiting anyone else (regardless of what they've allegedly done) and never pick him up on it? He behaviour is disrespectful and inappropriate. His name calling and provocation of Bryce and Cam is unjustified under any circumstances. manSam is the nastiest piece in the ixpiriment, the dregs of humanity.
And they go on the show for exposure and career advancement??? How ironic. Nobody who has seen this would touch them with a barge pole- personally or professionally.

Argh, I thought it finished last night? Hurry up you lot

He always calls Melissa 'this girl' or 'my wife'. It's all very impersonal.

Bryce called her 'Mel' at one point last night (her actual name) and it took me a minute to figure out who he was talking about, because as you say, she's always 'moi woife'

I’m hoping tonight they’ll show some footage that we see, to the group like they did in the last series. Always the best bit.

Anyone notice how much blonder Melissa’s hair was? I keep checking for blue contacts too.

@Benjispruce5

Anyone notice how much blonder Melissa’s hair was? I keep checking for blue contacts too.

Already note noted upthread Benji

Ha ha I see now. Might’ve known that wouldn’t have got past you lot.

Deeply in....vested

D'awww, these two.

I loved Jerry. I was deeply disappointed when they joined in with the crowd so went off them.

Jesus samfemme- what’ve ye done to your gob? Ye’ve gone all lady bloody Penelope.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

I loved Jerry. I was deeply disappointed when they joined in with the crowd so went off them.

Jesus samfemme- what’ve ye done to your gob? Ye’ve gone all lady bloody Penelope.

I said upthread she looks like a bad ventriloquist.

Oh I’m so excited to see your reactions to tonight’s show!!

You did indeed cherub. 😉

Have tweakments if you must but fuck me, if it interferes with function you’ve had too much.

#lordcharles

Who's Jerry?

Gottle o geer!

@Sunbird24

Oh I’m so excited to see your reactions to tonight’s show!!

Yep, in for the finale too, specially if @SheldonesqueTheBstard is watching live!

Bryce's new hair-don't is just awful.

I have had stuff done to my face but I don’t know why you would choose to ☹️

Patty must be swelling up and his fangs will be popping out with the excitement of the drama.