MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

What? Did James just say he's in love with another woman?

I'm far too tired and deaf to be watching this without subtitles.

[quote Geepee71]@MacMahon I just spat my drink everywhere![/quote]

@MacMahon

What? Did James just say he's in love with another woman?

I'm far too tired and deaf to be watching this without subtitles.

I think he did, yes

Well!

I don’t think Bryce came out of that well.

You know it's been an unusual episode when Bec seems like a decent human being 😁

You know it's been an unusual episode when Bec seems like a decent human being

Heh, yes.

I do wish they'd wear name badges or have their names on the screen.

Blummin 'ell looks like I'll have to watch tomorrow live too!

What's with the ixperts pretending they don't know what's been going on? This series just seems so staged - huge dramas over nothing (looking at you Becs)

Bryce is vile, he has been worse than ManSam IMO as at least Sam could walk away from a relationship that he didn't want to be in, Bryce is completely stringing Melissa along and Bryce actually believes he is treating her well. I can't believe he said you'll go from 4th to 1st when he saw how she looked ready for the dinner party. She is way too good for him

Coco😱

@homeonthehill

That outfit coco is wearing is ridiculous but she does sexy and black better than she does those girly flowery floofy dresses.

In fairness she wears that outfit well, it really complements her.

Bryce's haircut is awful

@MacMahon

Why is Bryce getting in to this?

Yes, he doesn't give a shit about Coco! Very weird

Sam calling Bryce Gonzo 🙊🤣

I mean it is a little uncanny

Whoa what a bunch of flaming galahs. Cam rabbbit in headlights now his fun is exposed. Poor GirlSam who I’m sure will milk the drama for all it’s worth but still felt for her. Bryce is vile, manSam awful but I kind of was on his side. Melissa is really worrying scurrying and placating VileBryce.

@TenThousandSpoons

Beth reminded me of Drew Barrimore a lot in this episode - different accent but same facial expressions etc.

I think shes very like Cindy Lauper.

In fairness to Coco and ManSam (well, Coco really, ManSam is a coward), in previous seasons when there's been cheating/inappropriate flirting when the couples have no chemistry or future with their spouses (a parent Mick & Jessika) the wounded party have said the same thing - if only you'd told me before you cheated/flirted how you felt. Coco approached Sam and was honest with her. That's got to count for something! There's absolutely nothing between ManSam/Coco LadySam/Cam

Bryce made me like Sam tonight,he handled him just right by laughing at him.

@MacMahon

What? Did James just say he's in love with another woman?

I'm far too tired and deaf to be watching this without subtitles.

Yeah, why are there no subtitles?

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor

Bryce made me like Sam tonight,he handled him just right by laughing at him.

Same!

@YourFinestPantaloons

Sam calling Bryce Gonzo 🙊🤣

I mean it is a little uncanny

Hahahaha

Why is Bryce getting in to this?

He's projecting. When we have strong reactions to a trait in somebody else it's usually because it's something we hate about ourselves.

I reckon James is in love with... Bec. I can't think who else it would be and I saw him talking to Bec earlier.

Jo created the situation with Coco and Sam tonight. I don't know what she expected to be the outcome of forcing Coco to talk to Sam?

Talking of which, Patrick has outed himself as a bit of a shit stirrer hasn't he?

Other thoughts... Melissa is really bugging me. I really feel for her but at the same time I'm fed up of her covering for Gonzo. And all the creepy back stroking and comforting.

She really needs to get some self-respect. He's an arsehole.

They really are a strange group of people, but Bryce is by far the absolute worst. When he said "Lis, didn't I put you fourth?" That was just awful and he thought he was proving how respectful he was of her compared to Sam with Coco.
I think he was actually shit scared of the confrontation - he was bright red and looked close to tears at a couple of points, and then of course tried to call in for back up.
And then to say that Sam hadn't been brought up properly as he sat at the table waving his cutlery about in Jo's face and using his knife to point, gross. He's just extremely unlikeable.

I did feel sorry for Samantha too - everyone was talking about her, Coco lied to her making out that "Oh it's just other people are saying we have a lot in common"...I think she should have just walked out with dignity at that point.