MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Just catching up with it now. Does Pat have some kind of ASD as he really misses a lot of social cues? I don’t think he was stirring the pot deliberately. Jo, on the other hand…….

Whoa - CocoCam over before it starts! Why did he not speak up?

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Other thoughts... Melissa is really bugging me. I really feel for her but at the same time I'm fed up of her covering for Gonzo. And all the creepy back stroking and comforting.

She really needs to get some self-respect. He's an arsehole.

Yes she's like some sort of overworked PA to a star or something, always there to mop his brow, brevet a second away from him. Awful to watch

I'm not buying to dippy do-dah Ned Flanders routine from Pat. Mark my words, He's a shit stirrer. As is Jo.

The bit where Bruce said "I'd rather get back with my ex-fiancé than say sorry to Sam" - when Melissa is sitting right there! and she does nothing and says nothing! He's got it made hasn't he, a submissive punching bag he can gaslight in two seconds flat

If Bryce and Melissa were people I knew in real life I’d be seriously worried about her.

What was James talking about at the end? Do you think it was cut badly and he was saying something about never thinking he’d be in love again - but he was now (ie Jo) I’m going to watch it again after I’ve got the boys to school.

Did Nick Knowles say he was in love with another woman? Bec? Someone from home? I had warmed to him. Jo seems completely oblivious to what comes out of her cake hole

Patrick and Belinda make me feel so uncomfortable and I wish Brett would have a wash and smarten up, he looks filthy

I thought it was awful the way they were all sat round the table talking about Coco and Cam when poor Samantha was sat there oblivious. On what planet did she think it was a good idea to have the chat with Sam at the dinner table.

@aneres

I thought it was awful the way they were all sat round the table talking about Coco and Cam when poor Samantha was sat there oblivious. On what planet did she think it was a good idea to have the chat with Sam at the dinner table.

Planet CocoDrama I think. Why was it only Beth that went after Sam? And why are the toilets so far away? Clearly why they don’t have women or a certain age on the show - I’d never get there in time.

Okay, just caught up on last night.
Totally agree with everyone saying how completely disconcerting the dynamic between Bryce and Melissa is, he’s done such a number on her in such a short period of time. I too would be incredibly worried if I knew Melissa irl. As you say @KingofQueens ‘I put you 4th’ is not a compliment, nor is ‘oh you’ll be moving from 4th to 1st looking like that’ 🤮
ManSam, I hate to say it, made me laugh quite a bit this episode. Bryce is embarrassing, and somewhat pathetic in the argument, he couldn’t even look at ManSam. Also, Gonzo 😂 I also thought it was interesting how several of the women seemed to ‘side’ with ManSam to a degree and wonder whether that’s out of actually being on his side or just indicative of how little they all think of Bryce.
Pat is utterly embarrassing (another one 😂) trying so desperately to get in with the big boys and just looking like a shit stirring knobhead.
Coco was like a dog on heat, agreed. So embarrassing watching her prancing about and shaking her arse at all and sundry. Wear what you want but ffs stop being so cringey. Loves young dream, it isn’t. I did feel for LadySam, not great for her and it would feel humiliating, particularly with her history of being cheated on.
Russell was very sweet the way he spoke about Coco, someone else said it already and I agree that he seems quite respectful.
Fuck knows what’s going on with resident rich boy James. Who’s he in love with? I’m confused. Is it a woman in the experiment or a woman from home or what? Might be missing something altogether, dodgyediting perhaps… report back @2lsinllama!

@Ughmaybenot
Watched it again and he does appear to be talking about someone other than Jo. I know he spent time talking to someone at the first dinner party but I can’t remember who.
There was a bit when he was on his phone a lot and claimed he was running his business so maybe an ex or something?!

[quote 2lsinllama]@Ughmaybenot
Watched it again and he does appear to be talking about someone other than Jo. I know he spent time talking to someone at the first dinner party but I can’t remember who.
There was a bit when he was on his phone a lot and claimed he was running his business so maybe an ex or something?![/quote]
Interesting 👀 keen to see how this turns out then!

Coco has annoyed me so much. Even her ‘straight talk’ with Samantha was bullshit.

I enjoyed manSam’s gonzo comment

Also did anyone else catch when manSam was talking about seeing Melissa crying and he said ‘maybe you poked her in the eye with your nose or something’

I felt ManSam was very much enjoying himself

@NautaOcts

I enjoyed manSam’s gonzo comment

Also did anyone else catch when manSam was talking about seeing Melissa crying and he said ‘maybe you poked her in the eye with your nose or something’

I felt ManSam was very much enjoying himself

Yessss. I shouldn’t have laughed quite as loudly as I did but I appreciated that 😂 he was absolutely enjoying himself, his face having had a drink thrown at him was pure joy, not anything like shock or upset or anything like that.

ManSam knows he will be leaving soon so he’s just having a ball winding Bryce up and getting as much airtime has he can.

Actually I reckon James is going to say he was in love with the original Jo (as in when the first met). Bet its just the usual drama from producers

I think James will say something like he's in love with the sexologist or Mel or maybe Samantha for the way she handled things with Cam. Like, jokingly

@Curbaisti

Actually I reckon James is going to say he was in love with the original Jo (as in when the first met). Bet its just the usual drama from producers

That's what DH and I said last night.

Melissa annoys me too, I warmed to her when she stood up to Gonzo but gone off her again now!

Ooooo I have SUCH a spoiler about her but I am respecting the forum and not revealing it

Ooooo I have SUCH a spoiler about her but I am respecting the forum and not revealing it
Yes!! Respect the forum lives on 😂

@Curbaisti

Actually I reckon James is going to say he was in love with the original Jo (as in when the first met). Bet its just the usual drama from producers

I think whatever we think it is we can be sure it’s going to be an anti climax from the trailer

I don’t think it can be another person from within the ixperiment. My money’s on a ‘non story’ like Jo or an ixpert, or a joke, or maybe someone from outside the ixperiment.

Couldn’t believe it when Bryce was going on about how he’s been brought up to respect women! What a galah.

I have finally caught up with all the episodes and the thread. I'm getting fed up of the lot of them except for Belinda who is an angel and Beth? the one with Russell who seems like a lovely woman. He is making zero effort.

Agree, I love Belinda. I do like Booka too.

Beth seems quite normal compared to the rest of them.

Samantha's make up is just dreadful. why would you turn yourself that weird shade of orange/brown ?

Samantha reminds me of the granny off the Tweety Pie cartoons. Her hair is awful. I couldn't believe she went to the hairdresser and came back with two inch dark roots!