MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Brett's great isn't he? "Why don't you do it the right way?".

This is awful for Melissa. How humiliating.

@MacMahon

Brett's great isn't he? "Why don't you do it the right way?".

He's by far my favourite.

I didn't expect that reaction from Samantha

Has all of this drama been created by the editors and (ridiculous) backing music?

Ooh, I meant Sam, not Melissa.

She's walked in to the toilet? I thought she was leaving the building.

I hope Cocos just blown it.

That sounded very much blown in from Cam there!
ManSam clearly couldn't give a toss.

Yeah, how often do you see this? Flirtation as a bit of titillation isn't quite so much fun once it comes out in the open.

Exactly! It's the attraction of something you can't/shouldn't have!

I can't believe I'm actually rooting for mansam.

Bryce's wife is loving this.

@MacMahon

I can't believe I'm actually rooting for mansam.

He's a grade A wind-up, I'll give him that

Shut up both of you, never mind the lift, I'll take the stairs.

Bryce has had too many Skittles and fizzy pop tonight.

Do grown men really behave like this?! Seriously, wtaf.

Run Melissa, RUN.

I cannot believe they're all in their 30s

And Pat is a complete fool, wanting to be in the Big Boy club and failing miserably.

Coco's back-tracking.

I wish someone would say, "well five minutes ago you were down this end of the table giggling about how much you preferred Coco".

I love the way Coco and Cam are being put on the spot.

Did she just say, "Is the jizz worth the squeeze"??

Ah! "Is the juice worth the squeeze?"!

@MacMahon I just spat my drink everywhere!

Fuxxake! Do none of these men have an ounce of integrity?