MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

@homeonthehill

I'm in love with Chris. That is all.

Don’t we all?

Thanks @Sagealicious for the explanation of his job… doesn’t sound easy but how interesting. Like you say, the money must be a huge pull.

*’aren’t we all?’ that should say 🤦🏼‍♀️

Catching up on last night's episode. Chris ... well I'm a happily married woman but, frankly, I TOTALLY WOULD!
Shame they've matched him with such a high-maintenance nightmare. Why not give a decent bloke a decent match, ixperts?

Bryce is making my flesh crawl. Ugh. Seething with barely-concealed rage and zero self-awareness. He's dangerous.

Oh my god Jaimie is HORRIFIC

@ThreeImaginaryBoys

Oh my god Jaimie is HORRIFIC

She may even be worse than Bec. Why pair the two nicest (so far anyway), best looking guys with the nastiest, least likeable women? Couldn’t they have paired Bryce, for example, with one of them and just got them out of the way quick?! 🤦🏼‍♀️

I think chris and Melissa would be lovely together. They'd really appreciate each other

@washerdrier

I think chris and Melissa would be lovely together. They'd really appreciate each other

See I initially thought that, but actually I just don’t think she’s in the headspace to appreciate someone who isn’t angry and aggressive (like Bryce) as she sees that as passion and a sign he cares. I honestly think she’d be better off on her own and in some serious therapy, she’s such a strange character to watch. Well, that’s what I’ve thought anyway.

Melissa is so difficult to watch. I'm not sure she has a mind of her own.

@Curbaisti

There are no words for Jaime

No wonder Kerrys still single, all her calm explanations are extremely rehearsed, shrs repeated this over and over again id say. Not that yer man should have brought it up so soon really. I find her irritating

Me too. And I say that as someone who gets on extremely well with their ex. But at least we have kids together

She has a look of Louise Rednapp

@mewkins

Melissa is so difficult to watch. I'm not sure she has a mind of her own.

Agreed. I don’t dislike her but I just find there’s absolutely nothing to like because she just doesn’t show any character at all.

Woooow, Chris!!! How amazing would it be if Melinda and Chris got together. Snobby whatsherface can have Bryce 🤣 what is it with pairing nice people with dicks??
I take back my earlier judgement of Barbiepinklady and her fella, I quite like them. How amazing was Barbiepinklady's mum head to toe in Versace!!!

Melissa is like a surrendered wife that needs to be rescued

Have I got Melinda and Melissa mixed up? 😬

@ANameChangeAgain

Have I got Melinda and Melissa mixed up? 😬

Who's Melinda?

You’re thinking of Belinda! 😂

Ahh, Belinda!! Someone suggested earlier they should wear name badges! 🤣🤣

Brett has annoyed me a little being so unremorseful about ignoring his lovely wife in favour of hanging out with his mates. Then saying she shouldn't be so emotional 🙄

@GreenLunchBox

Bollocks is it 5 guys to 45 gals. Where has he met a these women that have agreed to shag him?😂

I think some blokes count encounters on video games count as a conquest.

On the U.K. MAFS all the men said about 80 women. And half of them had the face and bodies of a jacket potatoes that had been stepped on. Why lie?!

I'm a bit that Kerry can't understand why Johnny is a bit off about her texting her ex husband (did she say she still lives with him?!) during her honeymoon! She's nice and everything but that's a step too far

Jaime reminds me visually of Nadia in season 4 i think it was.

Melissa is very much worrying me.

Chris reminds me of Alex Bowen from Love Island, is that who a pp was thinking of maybe?

I’m still on their wedding, Jaimie is stunning but I’m sensing absolute bitch vibes here. He seems like an adorable puppy dog.

On the U.K. MAFS all the men said about 80 women. And half of them had the face and bodies of a jacket potatoes that had been stepped on. Why lie?!

Hahahaha!

Jaimie is stunning

Absolutely do not agree. I'm starting to wonder what 'stunning' means, because it's bandied about too much these days

@GreenLunchBox well I expect it means different things to different people. My husband thinks I’m stunning and regularly tells me so. I’m sure almost no one feels the same 🤷🏼‍♀️

She has flawless skin, dimples and great eyes with nice thick hair. She doesn’t have pumped up lips and isn’t full of fillers, she’s clearly no a munter.

She’s not a particularly nice person though but I think her face is aesthetically pleasing.

Liam on the other hand leaves me cold. But clearly Georgia thinks he’s handsome.

Liam reminds me of the posh toff boys who sell punting in my local city.
Or Prince William who was good looking but hasn’t aged well.