MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

@OnTheNatureOfDaylight

Liam reminds me of the posh toff boys who sell punting in my local city. Or Prince William who was good looking but hasn’t aged well.

I feel like this is quite accurate 😂

Can I join? Madly trying to catch up after being on holiday, only on episode 7 so trying not to read spoilers. Can I join in with my hatred of Bryce? He has a look of my ex husband 🤮

You are well in here @sunshinelover69 because there's zilch love for Bryce here!

The more, the merrier… particularly those who bring hatred for Bryce as @TitsInAbsentia says 😂

Just me who rewound Chris in the shower?
Jamie is a rude dick. Does she even know he has children yet, I'm hoping he wouldn't want to inflict the wicked stepmother on them.

Sixual partners...I think Trump jnr may have had a lot of brief encounters. And who is ever honest about the number - surely you double whatever anyone tells you? Anyway, she's still saying she's not bothered so I'll have to let it go...not sure I can let those chanel earrings go though, horrors....

Monday night is going to be brilliant...well, that's what the trailer says, let's hope it's not all editing trickery....

Ooh are there new people? Haven't seen them yet.

not sure I can let those chanel earrings go though, horrors..

I missed some of their conversation as I was so distracted by the CHA and trying desperately to work out what the other side could say

Oh they were Chanel earrings! I was trying to work it out as well

I think two of the new couples seem fairly compatible but not Chris and his partner- she would like James; maybe Joanne and Chris would have been a better fit- I know it’s not wife swap

Did anyone notice the ironically subtitled “Engl…sh” when she mumbled “in English?” after Chris said ‘aks’ instead of ‘ask’?

Glad the production team have got her number too!

Oh is that what he said? When I watched that I hadn’t picked up what he’d said that wasn’t understandable. She’s so rude. And has a resting bitch face imo.

@Builderscrack

Did anyone notice the ironically subtitled “Engl…sh” when she mumbled “in English?” after Chris said ‘aks’ instead of ‘ask’?

Glad the production team have got her number too!

Oh I didn’t notice, and in fairness I’d not noticed anything he’d said that was ‘incorrect’ but she’d obviously made the point about a few things. Definitely says more about her than him…

Yeah she is utterly vile! To an extent it could be editing, but as others have said, you can’t edit in what hasn’t been said! (Or words to that effect…🧐)

I'm just watching it now and had to come here and vent about that awful woman!

I'm finding the entitlement really off putting. I think you can assert your boundaries and standards with a partner without being a dick about it.

James is acting like a dick.

What is James up to?

Pretty obvious why he's single

Really don't like all this torturing Melissa focus.

Who's this bride with Johnny? I don't recognise her at all

Bryce as victim? Ugh.

Phwoar Chris.

Queensland haircut 😁

Listen ixpert, you've kept couple number 3 secret because you are hoping they will rock the dinner party boat, we know your game!

Yes Bryce, this is her attempt to get you in to bed.

The thought of anyone at all finding Brice even slightly attractive is alien to me

That could be her only possible motive right!