MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

@Ughmaybenot

Is it striking anyone else (and I’m sorry if I have missed it if so, I have read back I promise!!) as a bit weird that Johnny can’t seem to come up with a single reason as to why his wife left him after six months, or did I miss something? Seems a bit weird, or maybe I’m being harsh! He doesn’t seem remotely over the ex either, not sure this is a good idea for him 🤔

There's got to be a good reason why someone upped and left their husband after only six months.

@TitsInAbsentia

As much as I disliked Franky I can totally accept the editing of his speech to be true. I remember someone else had said that about their arrival at the wedding and it looked like neither family spoke whilst they were waiting but apparently it was all very jovial and chatty but edited to look like even tumbleweed wouldn't have gone there...

Yea I’d believe this… still a shit misogynistic joke but I did struggle to believe his whole speech was as badly thought out and received as it appeared to be.

Well quite @JaneJeffer it just seems a bit weird!! And surely if it were her fault, so to speak, he’d have said ‘she cheated’ or whatever. He wouldn’t need to run her down but you’d want to clarify a bit, surely? 🤔

It contains spoilers so not for now but there is a great podcast called “so dramatic” with loads of interviews with cast members and friends about the production process etc (you need to look for the MAFS episodes)

I'd put my partner above clooney, Hardy, Pitt... anyone in that situation. They'd know you were lying, you'd know you were lying, but it's what you do!

Even my 13 YO DS said straight away, why would you not say your wife is 1st even if you don't mean it he'd literally just walked in and watched that bit so hadn't seen what an arse Bryce had been previously.

TBH ManSam really made me laugh during the argument, esp when he said '4th, what a champion'.

It makes me so angry about Bryce and Melissa, massively irresponsible for them to be kept on the show, there are lots of teens watching it I imagine and in their naivety they may well believe what he is doing is ok as to someone so young a lot of it may well be subtle, although it's good to hear of other younger viewers are recognising that there are red flags.

I agree @PugInTheHouse, the ixperts should at least be seen to be popping in to check how everyone is and calling out his odd behaviour. They do it amongst themselves enough.
Going back to the Coco and LadySam dinner party, it's just occurred to me that Sam was dressed like an angel almost in her white winged dress, whilst Coco dressed like a stripper. Production obviously supply the clothes, don't they?
From the latest episode, who amongst us would be happy married to a bisexual man if we were straight ourselves? Inner circle friends and family is obviously a no brainer, but I would honestly struggle as a bed sharing partner. I think he said he wanted to be with a woman so he could have babies.

I think I fancy the latest guy already 😂

Which one?

The one on the couple to get married tonight. His face struggling to get his words out 😭 bad hair tho…

‘Viking presence’ sums it up 😂

I fancy this one too. Can't figure out what his job is.

Ooooh how you doing mr new man

He seems to be a FIFO(?)

Ooh, yes, hello!

We need our resident Aussie to explain what a FIFO driller is!

Right, his daughters are his world, who can match him up with... Hmm, someone whose job involves international travel and who loves spending her leisure time partying.

Fly in fly out I think

Ha! Loving the thread responses to Chris.

Ooh, I missed her name but she’s not full of fillers or covered in grey foundation, I like her already!

Oooh this new guy looks like Artem Chigvintsev from Dancing with the Stars and Strictly Come Dancing!

They are going to be a ridiculously good looking couple! I hope chris doesn’t turn out to be an arsehole, I’ll be so disappointed 😂

Good job Coco's gone 😁

Who does this last guy remind me of? It's someone either off married at first sight or Love Island. It's somebody who I thought at the time seemed quite violent.

Why the hell would they fix up an urban woman who wants children with a man who isn't going to be there most of the time?

@HollowTalk

Who does this last guy remind me of? It's someone either off married at first sight or Love Island. It's somebody who I thought at the time seemed quite violent.

Why the hell would they fix up an urban woman who wants children with a man who isn't going to be there most of the time?

Artem the professional dancer?!

Who does this last guy remind me of? It's someone either off married at first sight or Love Island. It's somebody who I thought at the time seemed quite violent.

Ragnar Lothbrok?

The only person I can think who would fit the ‘violence potential’ bill would be that Danny off of love island this year… I can’t see it myself tho so I may be way off!

Chris us putting me in mind of a taller, smilier Jax Teller (sons of anarchy) only you know, less likely to shoot his own mother… probably.