MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

@MacMahon

Who does this last guy remind me of? It's someone either off married at first sight or Love Island. It's somebody who I thought at the time seemed quite violent.

Ragnar Lothbrok?

Also yes.

Ooh. I think MrsFIFO is a bit high maintenance.

Another Chris fan!! Something about him reminds me of Howard from Take That...

The camera loves Chris - lots of long, lingering slo mo shots.

@MacMahon

The camera loves Chris - lots of long, lingering slo mo shots.

And we all love the camera for that 😂

I’m not that keen on how proud(?) she seems of having the nickname Princess

This woman would have been a great match for the charity guy.

I can't help but think Chris would be better off with podgy, menopausal me walking down that aisle towards him.

@MacMahon

I can't help but think Chris would be better off with podgy, menopausal me walking down that aisle towards him.

😂

I can’t believe, when faced with this guy, Princess and her friends are bitching about his hair

She's not a fan of the haircut!

@MacMahon

I can't help but think Chris would be better off with podgy, menopausal me walking down that aisle towards him.

Join the queue 😀

Didn’t he say just now he’s dyslexic as well? This must be so hard for him, particularly with how nervous he already is.

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

I'd put my partner above clooney, Hardy, Pitt... anyone in that situation. They'd know you were lying, you'd know you were lying, but it's what you do!

Totally. It's beyond rude to do anything but. And also, the others in the photographs were all people living in the same building as them. If my partner put the girl next door/upstairs ahead of me in that exercise, I'd be upset on an unfathomable scale.

I don't know what was going through Jo's head there.

Yup!

It annoys me so much when because they don’t have the exact same interests, one or the other of the couple decide they’re not well matched. You don’t have to do everything together!!

I agree, you think you'd prime yourself to be extremely open-minded.

But at the same time you can usually have a good guess but who is going to get along.

I don't know why they would've put her with him.

I've unreasonably decided I don't like Jamie.... because...Chris!! I'm joining the pudgy menopausal queue.....

I have just read that Chris was arrested for drug trafficking before the show started.

She'd love James. Until she realised he's a tosspot.

@HollowTalk

But at the same time you can usually have a good guess but who is going to get along.

I don't know why they would've put her with him.

True. I am a bit thrown by it tbh, I thought maybe they’d hooked onto the fact he said he likes to be romantic and spoil a partner and her ‘I’m a Princess’ thing but there’s so much at she is being so judgemental about…

@dapsnotplimsolls

She'd love James. Until she realised he's a tosspot.

Yes!! I think they'd be well suited..

[quote HollowTalk]www.marieclaire.com.au/married-at-first-sight-chris-jensen[/quote]
There's a spoiler in that link!!!

@Ughmaybenot

I think I fancy the latest guy already 😂

I'm watching behind so this may change as we get to know him, but initial impression is phwoarrr 🤣. Could he be the best looking guy we've had on all the series? I usually hate tattoos but I'll overlook it this time

[quote HollowTalk]www.marieclaire.com.au/married-at-first-sight-chris-jensen[/quote]
There’s no way I’m clicking the link, there’s bound to be spoilers… but blimey. Seems quite dramatic.