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MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

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YourFinestPantaloons · 15/10/2021 20:06

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

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PleasantBirthday · 21/10/2021 08:39

The thing that makes mansam better than gonzo is that mansam is at least able to move on with grace. And I think his behaviour towards Coco when they admitted that there was no possible relationship there was pretty good.

Whereas gonzo is keeping his hostage and won't let go.

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 21/10/2021 08:40

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Nefelibata86 · 21/10/2021 08:41

Really appalled by James’s behaviour! The expert didn’t consent to that and think the experts could have challenged that a bit more rather than it being framed as a joke gone wrong

SinisterBumFacedCat · 21/10/2021 09:24

@GrealishHairband

I think I have just seen a massive spoiler on the daily fail sidebar of shame. Which is entirely my own fault for reading that cesspit 😒

I scrolled quickly but I saw enough words to get the gist. I am shook!!

Just saw it on Twitter. WTF?!
NautaOcts · 21/10/2021 09:42

I don’t wish to see it but it hope it’s that Melissa is together with ManSam or something Grin

TitsInAbsentia · 21/10/2021 10:23

YourFinestPantaloons Wed 20-Oct-21 07:42:50
OrangeJuiceAndNoodles

Other thoughts... Melissa is really bugging me. I really feel for her but at the same time I'm fed up of her covering for Gonzo. And all the creepy back stroking and comforting.

She really needs to get some self-respect. He's an arsehole.

Yes she's like some sort of overworked PA to a star or something, always there to mop his brow, brevet a second away from him. Awful to watch

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Melissa is giving me Lynn from Alan Partridge vibes!!

PleasantBirthday · 21/10/2021 10:27

Only with a bit less about her than Lynn.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 21/10/2021 10:40

@Nefelibata86

Really appalled by James’s behaviour! The expert didn’t consent to that and think the experts could have challenged that a bit more rather than it being framed as a joke gone wrong
I think they dealt with it fine, what do you think they should've done out of interest?
TitsInAbsentia · 21/10/2021 10:51

@2lsinllama

Melissa is like someone with Stockholm syndrome. If I were an expert on this I’d be seriously concerned for her.
Melania Trump!
JaneJeffer · 21/10/2021 11:05

@NautaOcts

I don’t wish to see it but it hope it’s that Melissa is together with ManSam or something Grin
That would be brilliant Grin
JaneJeffer · 21/10/2021 11:09

How many episodes left? I wish we could fast forward through them.

Quite a lot of people gone in one go last night, will be strange at the next dinner party.

dapsnotplimsolls · 21/10/2021 11:34

I googled very carefully - tonight is 14/36 - gawd!

JaneJeffer · 21/10/2021 11:38

Thanks @dapsnotplimsolls that's a lot! Nearly five more weeks!

TitsInAbsentia · 21/10/2021 11:39

Woof! There was a lot to take in on that one wasn't there!

I doubt anyone in the room (bar Melissa) still had any doubts that Bryce had an ounce (28.3 grams to you modern types) of beagoodperson in him but pretty sure that exchange with the ixperts will have cleared that all up now. Oh look, a man who can never be told he was wrong. Sadly expecting that Melissa has an awful evening in his company after the ceremony, it's not like he even moderates his behaviour much in the presence of the camera crew. Really worrying.

I don't get the sixpert telling Bec and Jake about doing the exercises she gave them...Bec clearly doesn't fancy Jake, and nothing in the world is going to change that, in fact having to do sixperiment ixercises is just going to give her the boak even more surely?

Hilarious James. Yeah. Er. I think those two need to agree how they're going to vote next week if they don't want to be stuck in this horror loop for weeks on end (I'd like to get out of it to so, hurry up loves!).

Not cool the way Coco carried on giggling after her slip up on the couch, Ladysam clearly uncomfortable. And I'm with ladysam that she should have known that before having to do the cringey sixperiments. Again the ixperts need to do one with their fake "we didn't know any of this was going on" shite.

Not surprised on the Brussel decision, or the other leavers. In fact I'm suprised we didn't lose another few couples as remember someone shared a photo or a link to a photo that had all the couples on plus two I didn't recognise, but I didn't comment on it at the time as well, spoilers n all...but guess what's happening tonight according to my tv planner!

JaneJeffer · 21/10/2021 11:46

Not more couples! Fuck sake. Please tell me we don't have to go through intimacy week again with them. I can't keep up this level of cringe on a consistent basis. I'm so tempted to just google all the spoilers and have done with it.

PleasantBirthday · 21/10/2021 11:50

I was only getting used to the current names. Still calling Beth "Pam"...

KingofQueens · 21/10/2021 12:03

You are kidding me?! More couples? Confused

I think Melissa needs many years of therapy, not a TV programme. I mean that in the kindest way, as someone who has had many years of therapy myself. She was clearly used by her ex for years and now she is trying to fix a relationship which isn't a relationship with a complete narcissist. Last night was just awful for her, but she still didn't get it. It's really sad to see.

On another issue entirely...
That spoiler really is something.

SinisterBumFacedCat · 21/10/2021 12:06

I think we need more couples, most of the interesting characters left last night.

James’ sick joke was a retaliation for Jo writing “for now” last week, what a twat, no wonder that millionaire can’t find a partner IRL.

supercritter · 21/10/2021 12:24

Jason you dick
Also fact Bryce didn't know who Gonzo is is problematic

supercritter · 21/10/2021 12:24

I mean James

SinisterBumFacedCat · 21/10/2021 12:38

@supercritter

Jason you dick Also fact Bryce didn't know who Gonzo is is problematic
Yes, how can anyone not know the Muppets? Shock
MacMahon · 21/10/2021 12:39

Just caught up with last night. I cannot figure out Sam and Bryce's argument. It's so juvenile. I agree with Booka, it just goes round in circles.

Melissa and Bryce's relationship is extremely worrying. She seems drawn to the aggression and humiliation in my opinion. He is wound extremely tightly. He's delusional - "it's brought us closer together, it's been good for our relationship". (I'm afraid I also enjoyed ManSam's revelling in it).

Coco and Cam, I just can't. I'm so over their petty selfish behaviour.

Please can we keep the thread spoiler-free? The posts hinting at spoilers aren't great either.

GreenLunchBox · 21/10/2021 13:15

Not cool the way Coco carried on giggling after her slip up on the couch, Ladysam clearly uncomfortable

Yeah. And she had the gall to say she doesn't like to hurt people or something like that. What a crock of shit.

GreenLunchBox · 21/10/2021 13:17

@supercritter

Jason you dick Also fact Bryce didn't know who Gonzo is is problematic
I know, right?

In fact, come to think of it of course Bryce knew who Gonzo was, because he said himself 'I think he's referring to the fact I have a big nose'

TenThousandSpoons · 21/10/2021 13:40

I thought Samantha was very dignified and was absolutely right when she said she could leave with her head held high.
All the giggles over Coco and Cam’s “connection” and lying about never being physical when they snogged that morning. Are they coming back as a couple or just leaving and that’s that? I also didn’t see any new couples, maybe I didn’t watch the end properly.