MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Oh boy!

I think next 3 going - mansam & coco, girlsam & cam, & beth& russ can't see any good reason for any of them to stay!!! Jo & James should have gone too - only a matter of time!!!

Seriously Coco? Not much compassion or empathy for GirlSam going on…

Glad GirlSam is sticking up for herself.

Cam won’t even look at her

No rooting 🙄

Melissa is like someone with Stockholm syndrome. If I were an expert on this I’d be seriously concerned for her.

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor

Bryce made me like Sam tonight,he handled him just right by laughing at him.

Absolutely, my favourite part was, after Bryce threw water in Sam's face (a rather pathetic throw that quite frankly a 2yo could better) and stormed off, Sam shouts "Gonzo, come back!"

Is anyone else really chuffed that Cam and Coco kissed? I don't care much for him but I feel like she put up with so I have shit from Sam when all she wanted was for someone to fancy her and grab her and kiss her, and she got it!

Coco and cam kissing made me feel fucking ill.

Each one was wondering if the other was going to mention it at the ceremony!

I think the ixperts have done a shit job matching this year, especially Bryce and Melissa, they have put someone with zero self esteem with an aggressive narc who is bordering on abusive. She needs rescuing from him.

@YourFinestPantaloons

Is anyone else really chuffed that Cam and Coco kissed? I don't care much for him but I feel like she put up with so I have shit from Sam when all she wanted was for someone to fancy her and grab her and kiss her, and she got it!

No

I loved Beth - why would you pair anyone with Russell?!!

I like GirlSam too though - she's had a shit lot handed to her, and I think Cam changed totally when he realised she had kids.

ManSam reminds me of my ex - utter nob but very funny when winding an even bigger big up 🤣. Melissa is desperate to be loved so keeps striking his ego to keep him with her IMO.

Bryce has a real coldness about him. I think he is a serial monogamist who moves on easily and without any compassion or empathy.

I am loving Allesandra. She is challenging the awful behaviour from the men.

Really odd 'joke' from Jo's husband, whose name escapes me.

I actually get vibes that he is the cheating kind and does fancy the ixpert. But overall I think he was just getting his own back on Jo. He's still smarting over the last commitment ceremony.

James. Yes stupid non-joke.

@AngelicaSchuylerAndHerSisters

Bryce has a real coldness about him. I think he is a serial monogamist who moves on easily and without any compassion or empathy.

I think he's worse than that. I think he's completely capable of domestic violence.

At least manSam had the decency to shut up when the expert pulled him up on his behaviour whereas Bryce just challenged him. What seriously worrying behaviour, I can just see Melissa getting it in the neck post show and being blamed for not looking happy enough on the couch. I'd like to feel sorry for her but I don't,she irritates the hell out of me!!

I'm going to miss windup merchant Sam. He's very funny and has Bryce sussed.

IIRC when this first aired in Australia, domestic violence charities there released statements about Bryce and Melissa's relationship and how to look out for red flags

@SinisterBumFacedCat

I think the ixperts have done a shit job matching this year, especially Bryce and Melissa, they have put someone with zero self esteem with an aggressive narc who is bordering on abusive. She needs rescuing from him.

He’s beyond “bordering” on abusive. This is emotional abuse.

@AngelicaSchuylerAndHerSisters

Bryce has a real coldness about him. I think he is a serial monogamist who moves on easily and without any compassion or empathy.

I doubt he’s monogamous.

I think I have just seen a massive spoiler on the daily fail sidebar of shame. Which is entirely my own fault for reading that cesspit 😒

I scrolled quickly but I saw enough words to get the gist. I am shook!!