MAFSAU 7 thread 2 - hot dog bodies and dodgy teeth, unite!

[YourFinestPantaloons]

Made a second thread you flaming gallahs!

Please can we keep the thread spoiler-free? The posts hinting at spoilers aren't great either.
I'd like to know (without knowing what it is) when the spoiler is happening. Is it soon or near the end?

I really hope Coco and Cam don't come back, it's been tried before and it's bloody disastrous, let them ding dong elsewhere. ALSO whilst we are on Coco, ManSam said Coco didn't have boobs but what the heck were those things popping over the top of that white dress she had on? Or was that just her little boobs pushed to their highest point?!

She said she has bolt-ons

Melissa is giving me Lynn from Alan Partridge vibes!!

That is bloody brilliant, what a perfect comparison

@JaneJeffer

Please can we keep the thread spoiler-free? The posts hinting at spoilers aren't great either. I'd like to know (without knowing what it is) when the spoiler is happening. Is it soon or near the end?

We can mention we've seen a spoiler, no one has said what it is. This is a chat thread, were allowed to chat surely.

I'd like to know (without knowing what it is) when the spoiler is happening. Is it soon or near the end?

Wait until the end @JaneJeffer

I just ruined it for myself but I shouldve waited. I basically failed the grown up version of the marshmallow test. #Shame

Thanks @OrangeJuiceAndNoodles I may follow suit because I don't think I have the patience to wait it out that long.

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor I was just quoting someone else there but she is right that earlier on there was something said which could be viewed as a spoiler and lots of references to it since.

In reference to the spoiler I mentioned I only said something so people were aware to avoid it if they wished to do so.

(This is where I get my arse handed to me on a plate as no one else reads the drivel the Fail posts on occasion so no need to warn )

I've read back and there's not even been a hint of a spoiler has there, just that I just read something that was thrown up on my Google news and a pp said they'd seen something in the paper?

This is where I get my arse handed to me on a plate as no one else reads the drivel the Fail posts on occasion so no need to warn...

Millions of us read it but nobody admits to it. I'm fairly shameless though, I don't care.

@GrealishHairband I agree it is good of you to warn people there is a fairly major spoiler in the fail.

I came across it earlier. Personally I don't mind spoilers but there are people on here who are adamant about avoiding them so it is a heads up.

I can't see me making it through 36 episodes anyway the fail can spoil away

It might have been the previous thread I saw a hint on.

We can mention we've seen a spoiler, no one has said what it is. This is a chat thread, were allowed to chat surely

I disagree. There's a blurring. You get the coy "Oh My God! You won't believe what I've just read. Can't believe it. But I won't post a spoiler".

Then its, "Yeah, you all love Brett now, but wait until you see what he does in week 3".

Then its people posting spoilers and posts being deleted like earlier in this thread.

Just keep it a spoiler-free thread and start your own non-uk pace spoiler discussion.

@OrangeJuiceAndNoodles they do mindless sleb gossip far too well…

Media in this country seem absolutely hell bent on giving us spoilers because there's a lot of info out there, it does make it really tricky. Apparently it's 36 episodes so we've got a way to go!

Bryce showing narcissistic rage there. He was livid about being humiliated by Sam.
Sam saw right through it and thought it was funny to wind him up. Which it was!

And yes, definitely more Beaker than Gonzo!!

I actually don't want to see anything more of Bryce and Melissa.

I didn't need to see a shirtless beaker whilst I'm eating my tea...

I'm really worried about Melissa who is displaying step ford wives syndrome. She is grateful for crumbs. He has diminished her and she's lying about how much he has upset her. He's an awful gaslighter. Who would be jealous of their relationship?

Watching Melissa is desperately uncomfortable viewing.
It really does look like Stockholm syndrome as pp said or sheer fear at being being rejected. Bryce is a deeply nasty individual. Such anger and arrogance.

And I will be very disappointed if Coco and mansam reappear - not a fan of either.

James is a dick. Nothing wrong with taking a timeout but at least have the courtesy to let them know…
(Sorry I’m late, I was in the Maccy’s drive through queue, got back just in time for the topless muppet 😣)

Bet that put you off your big mac!

"Well this is exciting, I mean we fucked up on a few but we get to go again!"