MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

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I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

@showmethegin

I love Brett, I loved it when they were playing golf and he said "imagine the ball is a bloke trying to mansplain to ya". I think he's good looking and seems like a good laugh, so does she. I really hope they last!

Absolutely brilliant,he is great,so is she

Where are Beth's earrings from please?!!

Oh fgs, so more production company shit stirring tomorrow by the looks of it.
I'm glad Sam and Coco cleared the air, Sam deserves people to have her back when she's been matched with petulant child Cameron.

I'm guessing no commitment ceremony because so few couples seem to actually get on, they risked about half of them throwing in the towel.

Bec is vile isn't she? Especially knowing Jake's vulnerabilities.
Coco's husband is another man-child - why does he keep pulling stupid faces? Plus his tits obsession, how old is he, 13?

They're doing WHAT tomorrow? Clearly the ixperts have been told to encourage some wife/husband swapping! But also, they're asking them to rank people on looks - some of those people won't even have exchanged more than two words. Yer man might fancy the Poundland Mariah Carey but I'm feeling pretty sure half an hour in her company and he'd be abandoning her in the biscuit aisle!

Sorry Russell "the redneck" and Beth had about 5 minutes screen time the whole programme. Who on earth would have put up with someone so set in their ways, who had never even heard of a kiwi fruit .

This season didn't really have villains like series 6 (ines and jess) but tbh the blokes are all so awful I have given up halfway thru. Even the "good" ones are muppets. Coco was set up to be a villain I think, but I quite liked her also Sam. They were both done dirty, cam and male Sam were gross.

Well bryce is the villain I suppose. I don't buy ned flanders either, he is creepy.

Ugh that ranking thing is so stupid, they’re not even trying to pretend it’s an ixperiment anout love anymore 😂 all about the drama drama drama. It’s also potentially really unkind, bullying and damaging to whoever is going to be ranked bottom across the board. Sort of thing mean teenagers would do and the producers should be ashamed.
I wonder how the stronger couples will deal with it? And my faves Booka and Brett. I slightly hope they just refuse to do it.

PS. I kind of like Russell but they don’t seem a good match!

I really like Russell, he seems like a decent guy, so he doesn’t know what kiwi fruits are? I couldn’t point to the flux capacitor on his dirt bike but I get the impression he wouldn’t think me stupid because of it. everyone has their own area of competence. I’m not sure Beth is right for him but I suspect she has written him off too early.

Bec is awful. So rude. Thinks she’s all that with chocolate sprinkles on top and Jake is a really decent guy who she puts down to his face. He needs to get out before she has him suicidal again.

Love love love Booka and Brett, their little game in the car with the upside down face was so lovely and demonstrated real intimacy. I’ll say again. If they don’t end up having moustachy metal babies I don’t wanna know.

I like Coco. Shame her husband is such a sniggering teenager.

Mariah Carey’s hubby? What an odd man. Permanently looks like he’s recovering from a bender.

Coco is growing on me. Loved her chat with Sam chick last night and was surprised Sam admitted she was nervous about seeing Coco again too. She's not as hard as she likes us to believe.

I felt a bit sorry for Cameron when he obviously had been crying a bit over the Sam thing. I think he just isn't able to communicate very well so walks off instead. It's a shame as I think those two could make a real go of it,

Don't believe that Patrick is a personal trainer. I mean, his body is shite, he looks so unfit with a beer gut type stomach. Not good advertising for his business at all and he should have tried to be a lot warmer towards Bella when she sat on his knee when he was on the decking.
Those two should have been matched with someone who at least had a clue how a relationship works. Poor Bella, I really like her.

Wait, who’s Mariah Carey?? 😂

Also agree that the ‘game’ tomorrow of ranking the husbands/wives is so gross. Why the fuck would they do that if not purely for drama 🙄

@Ughmaybenot

Wait, who’s Mariah Carey?? 😂

I’m guessing Alana 😁

Oh come on. The whole thing is about drama. Why would anyone watch it if it wasn’t? If you object to manipulation by the programme makers, this probably isn’t the show for you.

That makes sense @NautaOcts I was drawing a complete blank 😂

Okay @Blossomtoes 👍🏻

@Blossomtoes

Oh come on. The whole thing is about drama. Why would anyone watch it if it wasn’t? If you object to manipulation by the programme makers, this probably isn’t the show for you.

I know but they at least used to pretend! All the stuff about making a great match etc

Jumping on! I'm obviously super behind and wanting to binge and catch up. I can only see from episode 8 onwards on my Sky search. Anyone know where I can download from episode 1? TIA.

Yes MC is Alana

Puffalicious just google MAFSAUS and let it take you to all4.

Ah, so not on Sky All4 on the smart TV it is! Magic, thanks.

I think (female) Sam was pretty unreasonable with her whole ‘One Night Stand’ thing. Did she honestly expect an ‘emotional connection’ with him after such a short time? I think they slept together on their wedding night when they’d literally met that day. It should have been obvious that it was a purely physical thing at that point. I suspect Sam regrets going to bed with him so soon and now feels she has to pretend she’s been somehow wronged or deceived rather than reflecting that perhaps she could have said no on the wedding night.

I see it that way because I recognise it from my younger years. On occasion, I slept with someone soon after meeting and then felt hurt that they didn’t seem to be falling in love with me, when of course they didn’t! It’s an immature approach to sex and relationships.

Also understand Cam’s frustration and walking away from the conversation. He wanted to meet before the dinner and she refused. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I adore Brett and Booka.

Male Sam is pathetic. Looks like Coco isn’t going to put up with him for long. Agree with PP that Coco would be really annoying to spend any length of time with; but I like her despite that!

Think Sam & Cam was on the honeymoon rather than on the wedding night (looking at you Melissa & Bryce!) but yes it was still pretty early. I suspect that she was hurt after he’d said she was the type he’d approach in a bar but not date (likely translation in Sam’s head: I’d hit that but that’s all), so hoping that he’d say that he’d become attracted to her now they were getting to know each other.

It really does go to show that there's a lot to be said for good communication - Cam currently displaying how not to do it!

I've got wine for tonight's episode, I have a feeling it's going to be grisly and upset a lot of the ladies (though hopefully not Booka because she's a babe AND seems like good fun).

Actually here on time tonight 🥳

Made it!

Jake man, what are you doing?! Why are you so desperate to please such a horrible person?!