MAFSAUS7 - calling Shielas and Burces to the party - wiggys and pobs are not on the list and are not getting in.

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

I cannot wait. I’m guessing about 3 weeks.

What the latest mafsuk could have been but wasn’t.

@helpmybumisswollen

Glad what's his name put her in her place ! She looked totally surprised anyone would dare !

I imagine Bec is the kind of person in life who's skates by on her good looks and isn't use to be put in her place by men. She's awful!

But where does these ugly, ugly men (ManSam,Cam, Bryce) get off not being attracted to the absolute stunners they're matched with? Are all Aussie men like this, they all on MAFSAU seem to think they're God's gift to women

Watching on plus 1 and it’s gone off air!! Has it for anyone else?
It was just on Melissa and Bryce

Coco looks so different in that photo

I absolutely wouldn’t have recognised coco from that photo 👀

Must be my tv :(

@Rummikub

Must be my tv :(

I’ve just checked mine, looks like +1 has gone dark!

No all Aussie men are not like these dropkicks.

That pic of Coco.... she doesn't look real. Much prefer the more natural version we're seeing of her in the show.

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor. Could you please screenshot a photo of Patrick with his new teeth for those of us that are too scared to Google in case we get spoilers?

@Sunbird24

Thank you for checking
There’s been no comment -by e4
Like to keep us guessing!

Wondering what Melissa's old boyfriend is thinking now the cats out the bag with his cheating on his wife!

Oh god I didn't even think of that! 👀😱🙈😂

Melissa reminds me a bit of Carrie

Just catching up. Brett and Booka are just so adorable.

I really like Russell. I think he’s a sweetheart and Beth really has no intention of trying to make it work so it’s really unfair to keep him in the experiment longer just so she can point out how much more sophisticated she is than him. He is who he is, he is unapologetically himself and it’s fine that he isn’t Beth’s cup of tea but I don’t like that he is being made to feel less than.

Bec is a horrible horrible person. I wish Jake had said leave. She thinks she is all that and a bag of chips. You can guarantee if he hadn’t expressed how attractive he thought she was at the wedding she would have had an issue with that as well. Mean mean girl.

Bryce. Jesus. Stop talking. Stop wittering on about how you wouldn’t approach her in a bar. I suspect it’s his way of saying without actually saying that he doesn’t fancy her but is quite happy to keep hittin that because she’s an easy shag. And I don’t mean that disrespectfully to Melissa. But she provides no resistance to the way he treats her. She provides adoration and looks at him with puppy dog eyes and it’s just too easy for him to be an absolute dog to her. She needs to Realise her worth and sack him off!

LadySam is very intense, I can imagine that is very wearing. Cam however needs to admit that she isn’t the one he has eyes for.

Booka is definitely the most attractive woman on the show

ManSam is so deluded. It’s actually quite concerning at how little self awareness he has. He thinks he’s doing Coco a favour by being with her.

@CatherineCawood

Ta-da!

Hmmm. His teeth look great now, but has he had plastic surgery too? His nose and chin look different.

@YourFinestPantaloons

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing Coco (also my spirit animal) looks these days - she suits blonde!

She's stunning as a brunette though

I dont think so at all, she was lovely before and now she looks plastic with blown up lips.

[quote GreenLunchBox]@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor. Could you please screenshot a photo of Patrick with his new teeth for those of us that are too scared to Google in case we get spoilers?[/quote]
Scroll up, there are before and after pics 😊

LadySam has to go. I can't deal with her stupidity, drama and bad hair for another episode.

I really like Coco and I can understand why her and Cam are gravitating towards each other. He needs to sleep on the sofa rather than be sleeping with LadySam again though or that situation is just going to get a bit yeurch.

Also, i really want to know what Bookah is short for.

I also think that I genuinely don't even look at ManSam as a man. To my mind, he's such a teenager.

And I'd love to know what his exes look like. That was an interesting comment by Cam and it makes me wonder if ManSam actually is intimidated by Coco after all.

Manchild Sam is awful, but what I am really uncomfortable with is people who aren't a part of this charade being dragged into it.
Cam slagging off the looks of Sam's ex girlfriends and Melissa talking about her sleeping with her ex - I don't give a shit about him, but imagine if his wife is watching this and realises that's his ex and she's talking about him.
It's really low to drag other people into this just because this lot want their five minutes of fame.

So, had a rare night out last night and missed it - expected to catch up this morning but IT’S NOT ON BLOODY CATCH UP I’ve tried to catch up with a few programmes on CH4 recently and found them not to be there. Anyone know the reason for this? I’m fuming! With Virgin if any relevance.

I think it was interesting that the worst behaved men were being the most critical of ManSam last night. Bryce and Cam were maybe thinking “I’m bad, but I’m not that bad.”

Can just looked embarrassed! He must regret knowing him.

At this stage I like Coco so much I don’t care if she does get together with Cam and split up the marriage. She’s an unapologetic powerhouse and naturally beautiful.

Love Brett n Booka but I wish they had given her a chance to speak.

@SinisterBumFacedCat

It is interesting. I wonder if Bruce was being manipulative ('I'm not that bad') or whether it was a dominance move. I lean towards the latter but I'm not sure.